We Gauge Cage

His bags are packed. He's ready to go. He's standing outside his cell door. He hates to wake you up to say goodbye...Cause he's leavin' on a jet plane. Don't know if he'll be back again. 

That's right…

Every Rose has its ghost. Just like every night has its EMT shift. Just like every Ambulance driver has their sad, sad song. Every Rose has its ghost....

Hey look. They can't all be winners. Such is t…

Oh Cagey. Why don't you just meet us in the middle? We're losing our minds just a little.

Ladies and Gentlemen, could I interest you in a romance, set in the 40's, starring two star-crossed lovers (he…

Love is all that I can give to you. Love is more than just a game for two. 

Which is why we needed four for this particular episode. It's our annual Valentine's Day episode, so we invited the wives ba…

I don't want to wait. For this film to be over. I want to know right now, which will it be?

Will Nic get another thumbs up, or will he fail to rise to the occasion? Brian and Brock sat down on their c…

The boy is back in town. The boy is back in town. 

That's right. Back for another live recording together, in the same room, holding hands, gazing longingly into each other's eyes, shirts off, all bet…

Well the weather outside is...weather.

But inside, the boys are so delightful. And since they've no place to go, let them tell you about a 2005 Nic Cage film that they watched by the name of "The Weat…

Gone like a freight train. Gone like yesterday. Gone like a Nic Cage in the Civil War. Bang Bang. 

The boys done gone and done it, I tell you what. They watched Nic Cage's seminal '00 classic "Gone in…

National Treasure! That is what you are. Baby you're my golden star. 

And speaking of babies, the baby boys plunked on down and watched Nicolas Cage's bonafide hit, all-time smash, 2007 box office sup…

I always feel like, somebody's watching Nic!

This week, the boys did. They sure did watch ol' Nicolas and his 1999 output "8MM." It's a doozy of a snuff-obsessed thriller with a twist that one of our …

I feel it in my fingers. I feel it in my toes. Nic Cage is all around me. And so the feeling grows. 

It's the new year, babies! What better way to celebrate than watching the newest and what could pos…

Hey you. What's that sound? Everybody watch The Frozen Ground. 

Actually, Brock and Brian already watched Nic Cage's 2013 thriller "The Frozen Ground" so that you wouldn't have to. Seriously. You can …

Happy Anniversary to us! 

52 Weeks. 52 Episodes. 52 Nicolas Cage duds. 
When we set out to do this podcast, we truly didn't know if we were going to be able to finish. 
But here we are, one year later. …

Relax. Don't do Nic. When you wanna go through Nic. 

What an episode. What a film. The boys watched 1986's "Peggy Sue Got Married." Starring a young Kathleen Turner. A younger, wilder Nic Cage. And di…

Let's get down to business. To defeat, the Huns. Did they send me Nic Cage? When I asked, for sons? You're a sorry, sad, pathetic lot, and before tonight is through. Nic Cage, I'll make an actor of y…

Turkey for me. Turkey for you. I like my turkey in a big brown shoe...

Happy Nicsgiving, y'all! This year, let's really focus on the reason for the season. And the reason for this podcast. Which is...…

We rawdogged pills in Ibiza, to show Nic Cage that we were cool. And when we finally got sober, it was 48 episodes older, but F it, it was something to do. 

There's no way of Knowing which film Brock …

It's Saturday night and we're in the spot. Don't believe me? Just watch. 

And watch they did. The boys watched Nic Cage's 2007....effort..."Next." And not the salacious MTV dating show. No, this "Next…

Nobody knows the trouble we've seen. Nobody knows our sorrow...

My goodness gracious, did the fellas walk right into a stinker of a film this week. One might say it was downright horror-ble! Your brav…