We Didn't Get a Rose with Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia
Formerly covering all things Bachelor Nation, Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia are embark on a journey through all the romcoms they can get their hands on, from important cultural touchstones to undiscovered gems
This is no longer a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about. However, we reserve the right to return to the shows that bring us so much joy/pain
Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about anything and everything.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Episodes
- 96
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
MICHELLE YOUNG - IT HAS BEGUN!
The boys are VERY INTO MICHELLE’S DEBUT AS BACHELORETTE!
We get into all of the nice and all the bad. Mike explodes about Peter, Ryan is awful, Nayte is amazing and there’s something about Romeo I don…
Leaving Paradise on Piggy Back with DeAnne Smith and Nicole Weiss
It’s the end of a season of Bachelor in Paradise and the boys are joined by sweet angels DeAnne Smith and Nicole Weiss.
@wedidntgetarose
DeAnne Smith - @DeAnne_Smith DeAnarchy in NYC and DeAnne Smith …
It's Prom Night and Mykenna's Crying Again!
The boys get back to their roots and chat alone this episode about last week’s BIP.
Lots going on as we head into the last few episodes.
@wedidntgetarose on IG and Twitter, please rate and review us on…
HORNY AND DEHYDRATED with Aaron Edwards
The boys are joined by Aaron Edwards (Crooked Media ALL CAPS NBA) to talk Paradise. Aaron’s never seen ANY OTHER BACHELOR SHOWS and is thrust into this season for the first time and we are privileged…
PARADISE FOR THE FOLLOWERS with Tamara Shevon, Courtney Gilmour, and Anna Abraham!
The boys are back to talk about last week in Bachelor in Paradise and why Mike doesn’t quite like it.
Joined by Tamara Shevon, Courtney Gilmour, and Anna Abraham, we get down to business friggin yelli…
PARADISE BEST GET MESSY with Steve Vanderploeg
The boys are joined by good pal and hilarious comedian Steve Vanderploeg to talk Bachelor in Paradise week two!
Ploeg is one of the reasons Mike decided to give BIP a shot and does Mikey think it’s wo…
WELCOME TO PARADISE! with Bria Hiebert, Dave Holmes, and Megan Simon of Bad Sandy
WELCOME TO PARADISE!
We’re jumping into what is already being called the sloppiest season of Bachelor in Paradise and we’re ready to get messy too.
This week, our guests are the extremely funny and tal…
Katie's Finale - We Still Hate Greg! with Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni
The boys recap the season and the finale with Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni, power couple in love. Juno-award winning and nominated comedians who absolutely make us cackle with glee. Please follow a…
We Told You So About Greg with Kelcey Ayer (of Local Natives) and Kix McRae
WE TOLD YOU SO!
Greg sucks and we knew it, shoulda listened to us.
Our guests today are fan favourites!
Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love is back and we’re joined once again by the wonderfu…
Why Am I Still Here? with Barry Rothbart and Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives!
It’s an all boys night!
Barry Rothbart and Kelcey Ayer join the boys to talk about two unsurprising exits and one big WHAT WHY DID THAT HAPPEN!
Barry Rothbart’s special on Comedy Central's available no…
Brendan's Burn Book with Giulia Rozzi and Kix McRae
This week the boys are joined by Giulia Rozzi (Conan, Should I Get Bangs? podcast) and Kix McRae (make-the-shift.org)!
We talk about the wild twists this episode and how awful the date ideas were!
Fol…
Hunter Be Hunted! Episode 4 Recap with just the boys!
The boys are hanging with each other recapping episode4 of Katie’s season!
Hunter is a lot, we don’t like Greg, Michael and Andrew are sweethearts.
Let’s get silly!
@wedidntgetarose
linktr.ee/mikecarroz…
Traumarama! with Courtney Gilmour and MK Paulsen
The boys are joined by Courtney Gilmour and MK Paulsen to talk about the biggest trauma bonding fest in a long time! Katie’s interrogation date, swapping one villain for another, and Michael… MICHAEL…
Nobody Trust Karl with Molly Ruben-Long and Pamela Estrada
The boys are joined by Molly Ruben-Long and Pamela Estrada this week to talk about all the shenanigans from week 2 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. Katie kicks Cody, Karl sucks big time, and Virgin …
Katie Meets the Guys - "Hooha Mango Breeze!" with Mia Jackson and Stacey McGunnigle
We’re baaaack!
The boys are joined by Mia Jackson and Stacey McGunnigle for the first episode of Katie’s season! Lots to cover this ep with Bachelor Nation news and all the new guys!
Rate and Review pl…
Off-Season FINALE - ARE YOU THE ONE? with Kix McRae - Season 2 Episodes 9 - 10
Kix McRae joins the boys once again in the off-season to talk about Are You The One? Season 2 episodes 9 and 10 THE FINALE!
WHO WERE THE MATCHES? WAS LAYTON THE WORST? WAS THERE MORE GARBAGE? ALWAYS
Ki…
Off-Season - ARE YOU THE ONE? with Kix McRae - Season 2 Episodes 7-8
Kix McRae joins the boys again to keep talking about Are You The One? Season 2 in the off-season. One more month until Katie’s (aka Mike’s wife (please stop doing this bit)) Bachelorette season.
IG @k…
Off-Season - ARE YOU THE ONE? with Kix McRae - Season 2 Episodes 5-6
Kix McRae joins the boys again to talk Are You The One? Season 2 Episodes 5 and 6
Kix - @kisforkickass on IG @make_theshift on IG and Twitter
Mike - linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
Chris - lintr.ee/tophermejia
Off-Season - ARE YOU THE ONE? with Kix McRae - Season 2 Episode 4
Kix McRae joins the boys again to talk Are You The One? season 2.
Episode 4 this time. Let’s gooooo!
Kix - @kisforkickass and make-the-shift.org
Chris - linktr.ee/tophermejia
Mike - linktr.ee/mikecarrozz…
Off-Season- ARE YOU THE ONE? Season 2 Episode 3 Recap with Kix McRae!
The boys are once again joined by the lovely and wonderful Kix McRae for this season 2 recap of Are You The One? Episode 3 kicks off from last week and we’re all still so unimpressed and obsessed wit…