We Didn't Get a Rose with Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia
Formerly covering all things Bachelor Nation, Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia are embark on a journey through all the romcoms they can get their hands on, from important cultural touchstones to undiscovered gems
This is no longer a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about. However, we reserve the right to return to the shows that bring us so much joy/pain
Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about anything and everything.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Episodes
- 96
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
Bachelorettes - Logan, Come On, Man... with Kelly Johns and James O'Hara
The boys are back with fantastic guests Kelly Johns and James O’Hara.
We talk about Logan’s flip flopping and all the dates this episode.
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Bachelorettes - #NotAllChrises with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love
The boys are back and this time are joined by Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
They discuss the opening group date where contestants bared all, Rachel and Gabby’s respective one on one d…
BacheloretteS Season 19 Gabby and Rachel - Two Girls One Show with Elliott GB
The boys are back!
Elliott GB (@grentraddish) joins Mike and Chris to talk about this history making season.
Two Bachelorettes! Roby the Magician! Twins!
It all happens here!
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WRAP IT UP, CLAYTON with Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B
FINALLY
It’s over!
Mike and Chris are joined by returning guests Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B.
We’re all over the place on this one but the honest truth is we’re thankful to be release from the prison …
A Fantasy Tell All with Austin Huff and Chelsea Larkin
***Sorry for Mike’s shitty mic quality! The wrong mic recorded!***
This week, our sweet Chris Mejia is not in, but we have great guests for cover the Tell All and Fantasy Suites.
Returning for the fir…
The Bachelor's Donda 2 with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
The boys are joined by sweet angel Kelcey Ayer once again! You know him from past episodes of this podcast and of course bands Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
@kelceyayer and check out his LA comedy s…
Four Bros with Brandon Smith & Brandon Pope of Two Bros and A Rose!
The boys continue through Clayton Echard’s Bachelor journey - a real chore of a season!
But it does let us have fun with excellent guests! This week, Brandon Smith and Brandon Pope of Two Bros and a …
High Horses Don't Pay Rent! with Shaun Murphy
The boys are joined by Shaun Murphy (and very briefly at the beginning by Tamara Shevon) to talk 2 on 1 and the value of villains in this franchise.
Shaun Murphy is @iamshaunmurphy on IG and Twitter a…
"Clayton's Pee Pee!" with Natalie Allen and Jay Curry!
This week the boys are joined by Natalie Allen (Chris’ beloved) and her friend Jay to talk about how awful Shanae is!
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"You Went Low, You're On The Bachelor" with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB
The boys are talking Shrimpgate with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB on this week’s episode.
Tamara - @teemair check out her album Purse Wine
Elliott - @grentraddish check out Teach Me a Lesson podcast
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"Double Diamond" with DeAnne Smith, Nicole Weiss, and Kix McRae
This week, the boys are joined by DeAnne Smith, Nicole Weiss, and Kix McRae!
We BEG of The Bachelor to give us A SINGLE BIT OF PERSONALITY OUT OF CLAYTON!
Shanae is a villain and Cassidy gives us some …
MIKE WAS WRONG ABOUT ESQUIRE
The boys ride solo for episode 2 of Clayton Echard’s season of The Bachelor wherein not one, but two villains emerge.
What a wild ride. we’ll be back in two weeks when the next episode drops.
Mike was …
"Unstable Sausages" Clayton Night One with Mia Jackson and Kelcey Ayer
The boys are back to cover Clayton Echard’s season of The Bachelor.
They’re joined by Mia Jackson and Kelcey Ayer (of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.) aka fan faves returning for a sloppy opening to …
Michelle Makes the Right Call! Bachelorette Finale with JoAnn Schinderle!
It’s FINALE time!
And what a way to wrap up the season than with JoAnn Schinderle on the podcast! She tells tales of audience coordination for Bachelorette live events this season!
As always, please fo…
Tell Your Sister to Stay Out of My DMs! with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives/Jaws of Love, Kix McRae, and Anna Abraham!
The boys are back with excellent guests to talk about Michelle Young’s Men Tell All! Today we’re joined by Kix McRae, Anna Abraham, and Kelcey Ayer!
We yell about Peter for way too long. We talk about…
Hometowns Everybody Love Your Stepdad! with Kix McRae and Kane Holloway
The boys are back to talk Hometowns!
Michelle meets all the families with Brandon, Rodney, Joe, and Nayte (MIKE: “AKA HER SOULMATE”).
Joined by the ever delightful Kix McRae and the very funny Kane Ho…
Chris S for SEE YA LATER DUMMY! with Megan Simon of Bad Sandy and Bo Johnson
We’re back! Chris is back!
Megan Simon of Bad Sandy and Bo Johnson join the boys to talk about the Joe and Nayte one on ones and the blandness of Clayton. And of course, the wackness that is Chris S.
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"Got it in the Vase" with Andy Hull and Sarah Hillier
This week, Mike Carrozza without his sweetie honey love Chris Mejia is joined by real life lovebirds married couple sweetiepies and FORMER TOP CANADIAN BACHELOR PODCAST COHOSTS Andy Hull and Sarah Hi…
Slice Appetit Spring Break Mode
The boys go guestless this week because this switch to Tuesday night is hurting us!
Will’s jacket in the pool, Peter’s a tool, and Jamie…well fuck Jamie.
Anyway enjoy this episode!
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Peter Please That's Enough with Kix McRae
The boys are joined once again by Kix McRae (@kisforkickass) to talk episode 2 of Michelle Young’s season of The Bachelorette. STOP IT, JAMIE and PETER STOP!
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