TortureVision Television
TortureVision was founded by Anthony Dynar and Branden Haize. Our mission is to offer movie and television reviews to those who find enjoyment in watching horrendously flawed entertainment. Our podcast covers a wide variety of content, from our thoughts on unfunny sitcoms to abysmal box office bombs. We invite you to partake in our madness, absolutely free of charge! You can stream our reviews from the TortureVision blog now, or download our MP3 files and save them for future consumption. We hope our contribution fits well within the already oversaturated Internet podcasting market.
- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2014 - 2017
Manimal S01E01
Professor Jonathan Chase has the amazing (and completely mysterious) ability to transform into any kind of animal he wants... though for the most part he usually just chooses to be a panther. He uses…
Fri 14 Mar 2014
Reign of Fire (2002)
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. Wait. I'm sorry. That's the wrong movie. The humans were the ones digging in …
Tue 11 Mar 2014
Mr. Belvedere S03E10
Went down to China, got addicted to speed. Who cares? When the pills became a habit, I nearly OD'ed. No one glared. 'Cause sometimes cravings get out of control and no ones spared. All the drugs went…
Sat 01 Mar 2014
The Warriors (1979)
New York City is crawling with various street gangs, all hostile to one another, but Cyrus, the charismatic leader of the Gramercy Riffs, wants to set aside all differences and create one gigantic me…
Tue 25 Feb 2014
Between the Darkness and the Dawn (1985)
At the age of 17, Abigail Foster slips into an unexpected coma. 20 years later, she awakens to a “futuristic” world where nothing is the same. It's 1984. NASA has launched the last of America's deep …
Fri 21 Feb 2014
Maude S01E09&10
Maude Findlay's a strong, mature, 47-year-old woman- an independent thinker with both razor-sharp wit and liberal sensibilities. One might even say her only flaw is her rigid revulsion to condoms. On…
Wed 19 Feb 2014
Waterworld (1995)
The polar ice caps have melted, causing a great flood that has swallowed the earth. The few unlucky survivors of this cataclysm live upon the enormous spherical sea like rats upon rafts, trying despe…
Tue 18 Feb 2014
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Made 40 years after the original, this film certainly looks better, but the basic storyline remains dull and uninspired. You can splash perfume on a pile of shit, but it's much more logical to flush …
Sat 15 Feb 2014
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012)
A TortureVision Holiday Special: Abraham Lincoln was born on February 12th, 1809, and in honor of his birthday we watched the atrocious distortion of his real life story, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hu…
Wed 12 Feb 2014
Hello Larry S01E04
McLean Stevenson is a 52-year old actor playing Larry Alder, a 44-year old radio psychologist. Recently divorced, and retaining full custody of his two teenage daughters, Larry has moved from Los Ang…
Wed 05 Feb 2014
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
An eccentric millionaire offers a huge sum of money to some highly unlikable characters if they all agree to spend the night locked inside a haunted mansion. What follows is a long, ghost-free night …
Mon 03 Feb 2014
The Dukes of Hazzard S07E15
The Dukes of Hazzard isn't exactly highbrow entertainment, but the scripts should still be somewhat intelligent, right? If this show once had any dignity, it jumped inside an alien spacecraft and fle…
Mon 03 Feb 2014
Mr. Belvedere S02E16
All hell breaks loose in the Owens residence when young Wesley tells his family that his best friend Dennis has AIDS. Fear and paranoia reign supreme, thanks to an appalling lack of education on the …
Mon 03 Feb 2014
Diff'rent Strokes S05E16&17
Young Arnold and his best friend Dudley love riding bikes. Unfortunately, the owner of their local bike shop loves riding young boys! Squirm in discomfort as you watch a dumpy, disgusting sexual pred…
Mon 03 Feb 2014
The Prophecy (1995)
God has washed His hands of Heaven and earth, and in His absence, His angels have splintered into two distinct factions- those who cherish peace like Eric Stoltz, and those who crave combat like Chri…
Sun 02 Feb 2014
Over the Top (1987)
Sylvester Stallone is Lincoln Hawk, a cross-country truck driver who abandoned his family for no discernible reason. One day, when Hawk receives word that his estranged wife is dying, he nobly decide…
Sat 01 Feb 2014
Death Race 2000 (1975)
It's the year 2000. America has fallen. The once great nation is now ruled by a cruel and twisted new government. Its citizens, oppressed and uneducated, are actively coaxed by the media to revel in …
Fri 31 Jan 2014
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