TortureVision Television
TortureVision was founded by Anthony Dynar and Branden Haize. Our mission is to offer movie and television reviews to those who find enjoyment in watching horrendously flawed entertainment. Our podcast covers a wide variety of content, from our thoughts on unfunny sitcoms to abysmal box office bombs. We invite you to partake in our madness, absolutely free of charge! You can stream our reviews from the TortureVision blog now, or download our MP3 files and save them for future consumption. We hope our contribution fits well within the already oversaturated Internet podcasting market.
- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2014 - 2017
Supergirl (1984)
In matters of equality, public opinion in the 1980's was open-minded enough to give us a female superhero movie, but unfortunately our heroine was forced to act like an empty-headed bimbo. Actress He…
Mon 04 Aug 2014
Batman Returns (1992)
Joel Schumacher certainly deserved all the harsh criticism he received after his gross mishandling of the Batman franchise. Both of his Batman movies were overly colorful, campy, kid-friendly piles o…
Sat 19 Jul 2014
NightMan (S01E01&02)
Violently struck by lightning, saxophone sensation Johnny Domino acquires the psychic ability to “tune into the frequency of evil.” This means he can receive audio and visual transmissions of crimina…
Sun 13 Jul 2014
The Amazing Spider-Man S02E01 (1978)
When comic books are adapted into live-action adventures, the audience often prefers a certain amount of realism be inserted into the situation- even if it doesn't necessary exist in the source mater…
Sat 05 Jul 2014
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
“Nathaniel Demerest”, the evil djinn, is once again released from gemstone quarantine- and this time his plans for world domination are completely different! Nathaniel worms his way inside a maximum …
Sat 28 Jun 2014
Wishmaster (1997)
“Nathaniel Demerest” is a djinn, or evil genie, who deviously uses semantics to turn peoples deepest wishes into deadly nightmares. When Alexandra, an auctioneer-slash-gym coach, unwittingly releases…
Sun 22 Jun 2014
Thinner (1996)
A TortureVision Holiday Special: William Halleck is an obese lawyer who accidentally runs over a gypsy woman with his car. Calling upon friends in high places, William manages to walk away from the …
Sun 15 Jun 2014
The Hitcher (1986)
Hollywood has introduced us to some really stupid characters throughout the years, but Jim Halsey might just be the worst of the bunch. While traveling out of state one day, Jim picks up a murderous …
Sun 08 Jun 2014
Wolf (1994)
Jack Nicholson plays Will Randall, the chief editor of a prestigious publishing company. His job is very strenuous, being an environment full of high-stakes drama and politics. Oh, and Will's also a …
Mon 02 Jun 2014
Scream and Scream Again (1970)
A TortureVision Holiday Special: Peter Cushing was born on May 26, 1913, Vincent Price was born on May 27th, 1911, and Christopher Lee was born on May 27th, 1922. In celebration of these classic hor…
Mon 26 May 2014
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
As the world succumbs to a zombie outbreak, four survivalists take refuge inside an abandoned shopping mall. They live in relative luxury, dining on wine and Spam like kings, until a roaming gang of …
Sat 17 May 2014
A Woman Scorned (1992)
A TortureVision Holiday Special: Betty's an irrational woman who treats her husband badly, so he ultimately files for divorce. Feeling spurned by the split, Betty makes it her full-time job to stalk…
Sat 10 May 2014
Fatal Footage, Episode 1
Here at TortureVision, the manner in which we rate media is fairly simple. We reserve the “Good” rating for features that were better than expected. We deem “Bad” features as awful, yet still enjoyab…
Sun 27 Apr 2014
ALF S04E24
The TV show ALF was a cheerful little sitcom about a short, furry alien who secretly lived with the Tanner family. The troublesome, yet humorous, circumstances that arose every episode were usually r…
Thu 17 Apr 2014
Soylent Green (1973)
Official Movie Poster Spoiler Alert: Soylent Green is made of people! Soylent Industries is grinding up the corpses of our neighbors and loved ones and feeding them to us in green, food-cube form! Ha…
Sun 13 Apr 2014
Family Ties S01E06
Uncle Arthur is a sad little man who's mentally confused. He's simultaneously suffering through divorce and midlife crisis... or at least that's his pathetic excuse for why he made unwanted sexual ad…
Mon 07 Apr 2014
Baywatch Nights S02E02
The beaches of Los Angeles might look appealing in the sunlight, but after sunset they contain more rapists than sand-grains! These sexual deviants are so horny, they'll attack any female within sigh…
Tue 01 Apr 2014
Left Behind (2000)
In a world where no one has any concept of “the rapture”, those left behind in its wake are completely dumbfounded when much of the world's population simply disappears. Kirk Cameron plays the part o…
Fri 28 Mar 2014
Slugs (1988)
When a rural town is overtaken by tiny mutant slugs, both the Sheriff and the Mayor refuse to acknowledge their existence... despite the influx of numerous strange and unexplained deaths. Only Mike B…
Thu 20 Mar 2014
Leprechaun (1993)
A TortureVision Holiday Special: We decided to celebrate St. Patrick's Day by watching Jennifer Aniston's career-defining achievement, the 1993 horror movie masterpiece, Leprechaun. Joining us on thi…
Mon 17 Mar 2014
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