Three of Hearts
Three of Hearts is a TTRPG Actual Play Podcast made by queer people FOR queer people (and other people, too)! Follow the lives of special agents Vellum and Felspar as they solve an increasingly complicated mystery in the reclusive town of Clovenheart. Along the way there are laughs, adventures, old flames, new flames and more playing card puns than strictly necessary!
General Content Warning:
As a 1950s-inspired detective story, most episodes will contain references to guns and other weapons; references to drugs, alcohol, and smoking; mild violence; mild sexual content; and swearing.
General Content Warning:
As a 1950s-inspired detective story, most episodes will contain references to guns and other weapons; references to drugs, alcohol, and smoking; mild violence; mild sexual content; and swearing.
- Update frequency
- every 16 days
- Average duration
- 77 minutes
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Ep. 15: A Bitter Brew
Vellum, Spar, and Anya discuss their leads over tea. They may not have the answers yet, but the agents are finally learning the right questions.
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01:16:26 |
Tue 27 Sep 2022
![[Side-Shot] You Cruise, You Lose (Your Shoes) [Feat. Kevin Cole!]](https://audioboom.com/i/39334785.jpg)
[Side-Shot] You Cruise, You Lose (Your Shoes) [Feat. Kevin Cole!]
When a cruise ship fails to reach its destination, a trio of SUITS agents are sent to investigate its disappearance. When they do find the ship in distress, they quickly uncover that all is not what …
02:03:41 |
Wed 14 Sep 2022
Ep. 14: Spar Kisses Back
Agents Vellum and Felspar attend a community gathering in an attempt to get a clearer understanding of what's happening in Clovenheart. Vell talks through some complicated emotions after a heavy visi…
01:00:48 |
Tue 30 Aug 2022
Ep. 13: Good Boys in Spades
Eighteen years ago, Kaolin Vellum had an idea about how to make the world a safer place. Today, that very idea has triggered a chain of events that led directly to a scenario where he is spooning Spa…
00:49:43 |
Tue 23 Aug 2022
Ep. 12: All My Exes are Here and My Sword is a Ghost
After a harrowing second day in Clovenheart, Agents Vellum and Felspar can have a little level up, as a treat. Then they get breakfast, as another treat! Unfortunately Spar is surrounded by all his e…
01:44:30 |
Tue 09 Aug 2022
Ep. 11: Cracks Beneath the Surface
The SUITS agents get creative and emotional as they protect the people of Clovenheart from a rampaging werelion. In the conflict's unpredictable aftermath, those involved are shaken, broken, and buil…
01:36:23 |
Mon 18 Jul 2022
Ep. 10: Diamond and Sekitan: Together Again (feat. DJ Guac Boi and Vidmaster Xochi)
World-famous musical duo Diamond and Sekitan are together again and it feels so good! Or it would if Diamond wasn't a leading suspect in a gruesome kidnapping. The vibes are certainly off as Agents V…
01:09:59 |
Mon 04 Jul 2022
Ep. 9: Healing and Dealing
In order to save Kurt, Agent Felspar has to make some unsavory choices and confront an important figure from his past. Agent Vellum, meanwhile, is forever changed - not by hover cars or kittens, but …
01:32:11 |
Mon 20 Jun 2022
Vassa Obscura - Episode 1, Spring
Welcome to episode one of our four-part mini-series, Vassa Obscura! We played The Quiet Year to explore the story of Vassa Natura during the war against Morpholomew. It went interesting places, to sa…
01:11:44 |
Mon 06 Jun 2022
Ep. 8: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn
The Agents are closer than ever to finding Kurt Whittlesby. Unfortunately, they're also closer than ever to a ticking bomb.
Ila Alexei is Agent Vellum and our artist
Essay Manaktola is Agent Felspar…
Ila Alexei is Agent Vellum and our artist
Essay Manaktola is Agent Felspar…
01:32:02 |
Mon 23 May 2022
Ep. 7: Is That You, Destiny? It's Me, Vellum
Agents Vellum and Felspar stop a robbery at Traitor Jo's perpetrated by some uniquely talented criminals. Vellum makes a new friend for life; Spar scores a home run. Afterward, the search for Kurt re…
01:18:03 |
Mon 09 May 2022
Ep. 6: Dread and Breakfast
After an uncomfortable questioning with Anya, Vell and Spar head to Casa de Felspar for an uncomfortable breakfast. Are you noticing a theme yet? Along the way, Vellum discovers a brand new hobby and…
01:28:55 |
Thu 05 May 2022
Ep. 5: My Skin Is Clear, My Crops Are Stone
On the first day of Spar and Vell's investigation, Agent Vellum takes a look at his water damaged radio while Felspar's to-do list spirals out of control. Things get off to a surprising start as the …
00:59:17 |
Mon 11 Apr 2022
Ep. 4: This Is Why You Don't Go Home
Welcome to Clovenheart! The agents finally make it to the location of their curious assignment, but before things get underway, Agents Spar and Vellum need a doctor. The bedside manner is not quite w…
01:06:07 |
Mon 28 Mar 2022
Ep. 3: From Showboat to No Boat
With their luggage lost, Agents Vell and Spar take a welcome rest stop in Cindershore to load up on supplies before they reach Clovenheart. As they ride the river connecting the two towns, their jour…
01:44:33 |
Mon 14 Mar 2022
Ep. 2: Old Wounds Run Deep
On their way to Clovenheart, the agents are confronted with a strange hostage situation on what should have been a pleasant train ride! Vellum enacts an ingenious plan and a questionable one; Spar se…
01:44:28 |
Mon 28 Feb 2022
Ep. 1: S.U.I.T.S, Ties, and Radio Waves
Welcome to Three of Hearts! In our inaugural episode, S.U.I.T.S. Agents Vellum and Felspar are given an unusual mission in the remote village where Felspar grew up. Before they leave, Vellum is given…
01:30:29 |
Mon 14 Feb 2022
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