Three of Hearts
Three of Hearts is a TTRPG Actual Play Podcast made by queer people FOR queer people (and other people, too)! Follow the lives of special agents Vellum and Felspar as they solve an increasingly complicated mystery in the reclusive town of Clovenheart. Along the way there are laughs, adventures, old flames, new flames and more playing card puns than strictly necessary!
General Content Warning:
As a 1950s-inspired detective story, most episodes will contain references to guns and other weapons; references to drugs, alcohol, and smoking; mild violence; mild sexual content; and swearing.
General Content Warning:
As a 1950s-inspired detective story, most episodes will contain references to guns and other weapons; references to drugs, alcohol, and smoking; mild violence; mild sexual content; and swearing.
- Update frequency
- every 16 days
- Average duration
- 77 minutes
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
49: Ep. 49 - In a While, Crocadile!
On the way to the Gatineau Estate, the SUITS agents face off against magically-empowered guards. Later, they face off against a magically-confused debutante. Vellum digs into his past for a lesson in…
01:11:25 |
Mon 14 Jul 2025
48: Ep. 48 - See Ya Later, Alligator!
Content Warning: Vague allusion to child abuse
Spar decides it's time to wake up Xbala.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Qui…
Spar decides it's time to wake up Xbala.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Qui…
01:12:24 |
Wed 05 Feb 2025
47: Ep. 47 - "The Problem with Goddexes" by Merim "Spar" Felspar
Vellum & Spar go undercover on a trip to visit Gladia before going after the remaining stamps.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jord…
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jord…
01:20:10 |
Tue 21 Jan 2025
46: Ep. 46 - Building Bridges and Burning Them
Content Warning: Truly terrible dad.
Ila's Links:
Beloved Asheville
Art Garden - Their Gofundme
Donate to Ila Directly - Ila's shop
The agents gain a greater understanding of their companions, while…
Ila's Links:
Beloved Asheville
Art Garden - Their Gofundme
Donate to Ila Directly - Ila's shop
The agents gain a greater understanding of their companions, while…
01:23:00 |
Tue 26 Nov 2024
November 2024 Status Update
Hey everyone! Just a quick update from your favorite GM to let you know we're doing relatively okay, just dealing with a lot of life all at once. Thank you for your patience and ongoing support!
00:01:40 |
Thu 14 Nov 2024
45: Ep. 45 - Breaking Ties
The agents take shifts watching over their sleeping companions, and have some life-changing conversations while they're at it. Spar gets to know a relentless foe; Vellum gets to know himself.
Ila Al…
Ila Al…
01:09:05 |
Sun 15 Sep 2024
44: Ep. 44 - Time Out
Content Warning: Survivors guilt
Everyone takes a minute to talk things through on a most revealing episode! Vellum delivers a one-hit-kill; Spar and Xbala debate which of their memories is correct;…
Everyone takes a minute to talk things through on a most revealing episode! Vellum delivers a one-hit-kill; Spar and Xbala debate which of their memories is correct;…
01:17:23 |
Wed 28 Aug 2024
43: Ep. 43 - Two Pair
Content Warning: Intended (failed) animal cruelty
The SUITS agents are reunited with their leader under most unusual circumstances! Vellum solves several problems with creative uses of magic; Spar s…
The SUITS agents are reunited with their leader under most unusual circumstances! Vellum solves several problems with creative uses of magic; Spar s…
01:05:44 |
Fri 02 Aug 2024
Ep. 42 - Providence & Pandemonium
After solving Gambler's body swap trial, Vellum & Spar receive their rewards...but not before facing an unexpected hurdle.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim…
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim…
00:43:46 |
Wed 12 Jun 2024
Ep. 41 - When You're Here, You're Familia
The body swap escapades continue and conclude in a hostage situation at Honeycore!
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our e…
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our e…
00:57:03 |
Fri 17 May 2024
Ep. 40 - We Agree, So We Do It
Having come out to their friends as body-swapped, Spar and Vellum continue their quest for the Gamblers' dice. An old rivalry is unearthed, guns are drawn, and a declaration is made.
Ila Alexei is A…
Ila Alexei is A…
01:02:58 |
Tue 23 Apr 2024
Ep. 39 - Going in Blind
Agents Vellum & Felspar have to navigate life in the others' body in order to pass Gambler's trial. It's even more awkward than you think it is!
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland…
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland…
01:07:47 |
Mon 08 Apr 2024
Ep. 38 - Maximum Kaolin
Content Warnings: Gambling; partial nudity; implied sexual content
The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is perfo…
The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is perfo…
01:00:59 |
Wed 06 Mar 2024
Two of Hearts (2024 Anniversary Special)
To celebrate Three of Hearts's anniversary, Ila and Essay play The Lovers by Adam Vass and Alyx Schroeder, a tarot-based game of romantic scenes. In this quasi-canonical series of dates, Spar and Vel…
01:48:04 |
Fri 16 Feb 2024
Ep. 37 - Stonewalled
Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacle…
01:03:33 |
Wed 27 Dec 2023
Kin's Embrace, Part One
Content warning: Loss of a loved one
Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmu…
Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmu…
01:43:20 |
Fri 17 Nov 2023
[Side-Shot] Swamp's Eleven
Content Warnings: Bodily fluid; toxic siblings; jokes about addiction
Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mi…
Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mi…
02:08:26 |
Thu 02 Nov 2023
Ep. 36 - The Spark
Alt Title: The Improper Library
Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief.
Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only j…
Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief.
Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only j…
01:23:10 |
Thu 19 Oct 2023
Ep. 35 - Case Binding
Agents Vellum & Felspar negotiate with a dedicated pursuer. Then, they eat breakfast! Vellum reconnects with someone dear; Spar itches to leave; Magnolia raises the stakes.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaoli…
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaoli…
01:07:40 |
Thu 05 Oct 2023
Ep. 34: Home Suite Home
Content Warning: Minor sexual content.
The agents return to Vellum's hometown, Yue Liang, to find friendly faces and comfortable lodgings. Destiny makes a tentative friend; Spar bares it all; Vellum…
The agents return to Vellum's hometown, Yue Liang, to find friendly faces and comfortable lodgings. Destiny makes a tentative friend; Spar bares it all; Vellum…
01:18:02 |
Tue 12 Sep 2023
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are the property of Three of Hearts. This content is not affiliated with or endorsed by eachpod.com.