Therapy Gecko

A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan.

Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tr…

A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes.

Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story tha…

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself.

Later I talk to a caller who’s having t…

A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.

Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of ser…

A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.

Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a …

A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.

Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of h…

A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.

Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina,…

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy.

Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator abou…

A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale.

Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spir…

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.

Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeo…

A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.

Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work afte…

A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.

Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college fres…

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.

Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple …

A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.

Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she…

A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs.

Then we hear from a guy in…

A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt.

Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a…

A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.

Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces a…

An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like.

Afterwards we hear from a famous internet cri…

A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business.

Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s c…

A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is.

Then we hear from a retir…