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Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.”

The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lord…

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

More F1 toilet antics, Pep insults Foden, and a moose on the loose disrupts the week’s biggest sporting …

John Terry is a proper wrong'un.

The ex-Chelsea captain punches paps, pisses in pint glasses, and shags on motorway hard shoulders.

This is the story of John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend…

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As Christian Horner’s WhatsApp message leak online, Jack brings you a surprise mini-edition on the gory details of a saga they're calling Google Drive to Survive...

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Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Jurgen Klopp’s trousers cost him a job, the espionage epidemic in Italian football and booze-fuelled bend…

These days F1 drivers have all the personality of a gently steamed leek.

But they weren't always so dull. 

From shootouts with drug lords to “intimate relations with dolphins”, meet F1's biggest shagge…

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: A Premier League weed farm, Erling Haaland’s lucky escape and a Tinder date gone wrong.

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You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for godawful nightclubs.

But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera.

From exploding apartments to getting run ove…

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Son’s ping pong ding dong, Fergie’s spouting gibberish to Luke Littler, and how Jurgen Klopp i…

The Ivorian brothers hoovered up silverware, shagged in car parks and led secret double lives.

From cursing managers to comparing knobs, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity…

The Kolo T…

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Beckham and Messi face the rabid mob in Hong Kong, Christian Horner’s on trial for an “inappro…

Firing Uzis at snowball fights. Begging cops for blowjobs. Smoking crack on game day.

The NFL is filled with some absolute mad dawwwwgs.

As the Super Bowl rolls into Las Vegas, we’ve dug through the bo…

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Rashford’s awful Belfast bender, Riyad Mahrez’s sordid gatecrasher and the Man United target t…

They don't make 'em like Harry Redknapp any more.

The West Ham gaffer struck deals like Del Boy, bollocked players on live TV, and sent fans on as substitutes.

From pornstar transfer targets to karate …

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Claire Foden's in cuffs, Pele’s secret lovechild and why is Nuno Tavares snogging his dogs?

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There was one player in Arsène Wenger’s Invincibles squad who couldn't be tamed.

He punched fans, crashed the team bus and flogged fake Gucci to Thierry Henry.

Meet the ticket touting enfant terrible: …

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: The frat boy who took down Ajax, Wesley Fofana runs over TV royalty in his Lamborghini, and Ma…

Mario Balotelli was the Premier League’s most notorious nutcase.

From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes.

But you haven't heard it all.

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Welcome to Extra Shot, our new Thursday show where we discuss the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod this week: footballers dragged into the Epstein scandal the real reason James Rodrigue…

These days, snooker crowds are full of dozing pensioners nibbling corned beef sandwiches.

But the sport was once a hotbed of booze, crack pipes and shagging.

From foursomes with fans to benders with th…