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The Upshot

The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.Check out our semi-legendary newsletter that goes to 100,000+ subscribers: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=poddescriptionAnd our Twitter account, where we dig into the archives and spill classic tales from the past: http://www.twitter.com/upshottowers

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Comedy Sports Sport Football News
Update frequency
every 3 days
Average duration
49 minutes
Episodes
207
Years Active
2023 - 2025
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Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you

Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you

Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him".


But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies.


T…

00:55:43  |   Tue 21 May 2024
Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up

Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and Joh…

00:39:09  |   Thu 16 May 2024
Tyson Fury: ya big dosser

Tyson Fury: ya big dosser

Tyson Fury eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick.


And those are the least weird things about him.


As he bids to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of…

00:52:49  |   Tue 14 May 2024
Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police

Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footb…

00:34:26  |   Thu 09 May 2024
Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt

Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt

Dennis Rodman is a one of a kind, certified, gold-plated, Grade A, unadulterated nutter.


He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash.


From pasta …

00:58:20  |   Tue 07 May 2024
England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo M…

00:33:06  |   Thu 02 May 2024
Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks

Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks

Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums.


Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama.


From punching Parisians to bankrolling his dad's orgies, welcome to ludicrous life of Sao Paolo’s most s…

00:56:29  |   Tue 30 Apr 2024
David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing

David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing

Join Zach and George for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Boxers marrying porn stars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league,…

00:39:32  |   Thu 25 Apr 2024
Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness

Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness

For most of us, marathon season is a time to hide in the stationary cupboard while Pauline from accounts shakes the tin for her local donkey sanctuary.  


But things were a little different in the old …

00:50:36  |   Tue 23 Apr 2024
Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday

Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday

Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

This we…

00:32:52  |   Thu 18 Apr 2024
OJ Simpson: he definitely did it

OJ Simpson: he definitely did it

When you hear the name OJ Simpson, you’ll no doubt recall his famous 1973 NFL season and his supporting role in Naked Gun 2.


But did you know he once got in a little bit of trouble with the police too…

01:01:04  |   Tue 16 Apr 2024
Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards

Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards

Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

This we…

00:38:48  |   Thu 11 Apr 2024
John Daly: let’s party cocksucker

John Daly: let’s party cocksucker

He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf.


The blazers tried to ban him, but John Daly was the people’s champion.


From knife-wielding lovers to tossing $55k off a bridge, me…

00:51:07  |   Tue 09 Apr 2024
Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again

Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

This week: Jesse Lingard’s nightmare in Seoul, unhinged Old Firm fans, and the inside scoop from Quincy …

00:32:52  |   Thu 04 Apr 2024
Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special

Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special

These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae.


But up in Scotland, football is how it should be.


They kidnap their teammate…

00:52:19  |   Tue 02 Apr 2024
Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas

Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

Club chairmen gobbing on fans, Luke Littler turns on his hero and another Luis Rubiales scandal.


Get your…

00:38:38  |   Thu 28 Mar 2024
Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns

Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns

Gary Neville is a seriously intense bloke.


He bollocks innocent school boys, yells at potatoes, and humiliates his own brother in front of millions of fans.


This is his story…


Schoolboy prank call: http…

00:52:45  |   Tue 26 Mar 2024
Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap

Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

Ainsley Harriott caught in a football riot, beloved broadcasters on booze-fuelled benders, and the lates…

00:45:20  |   Thu 21 Mar 2024
Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats

Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats

There aren’t many football managers who’d start a fight with Muhammad Ali.


But Brian Clough isn’t most football managers.


The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorise…

00:57:45  |   Tue 19 Mar 2024
Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines

Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

Samuel Eto’s mafia revolution, Tyson Fury’s playground insults and “the most scandalous incident in the …

00:38:39  |   Thu 14 Mar 2024
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