Every Monday and Thursday, Paul and John review an episode of a Transformers series until they finish that series. Then they start another one. Archived reviews include G1, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Gobots, Animated, Prime, and a growing list of movies.
Galvatron is big, then Optimus gets big, then they both get smaller, then they're hand-drawn, then they're big again, and at one point Optimus is a ball of light. Transformers Energon, ladies and gen…
It's the 500th eipsodes of the Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show.
Special thanks to David Kaye!
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Galvatron gets swole, and Dr. Kicker's Dad's kids abandon him.
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Optimus almost adheres to the laws of physics as he tries to slow Cybertron's speed.
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"The best thing about this episode was seeing three Autobots die." - John
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Cybertron is apparently traveling through the space bridge and you'll just have to accept that as fact.
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Three new idiots join the team and Omega Supreme turns into a train.
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Don't look for a synopsis from me. This episode is f*cked in the head!
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Neither Paul nor John make a single joke about The Doors in this episode.
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Kicker's mom can take more than you think.
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Megatron turns his sights on Cybertron now that the Unicron-needs-energon storyline has been bled dry.
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"It's always easier to do something if there isn't someone punching you in the face."
- Paul's Law
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Megatron struggles as Unicron attempts to take over his mind. Meanwhile, Optimus Prime learns that the laws of physics don't apply to him in space.
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Shockblast makes moves to seize control of Unicron and it doesn't work out for him.
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Megatron commands Unicron to makes a final assault on what is surely Unicron's head, or the energon orb, or Alpha Q. Who knows this this show?
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Unicron awakes and eventually Omega Supreme shows up. That's about it.
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"I believe if you come out of a movie and the first thing you say is, 'The cinematography was beautiful!' it's a bad movie." - John Waters
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Paul and John watch the Japanese version of "Return! Our Scorponok". Neither Paul nor John speak Japanese.
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Inferno mopes and then goes insane and then kills himself.
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