Every Monday and Thursday, Paul and John review an episode of a Transformers series until they finish that series. Then they start another one. Archived reviews include G1, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Gobots, Animated, Prime, and a growing list of movies.
Megatron creates three mechanical comets through the power of grunting, and sends them towards Earth verrrrry slooooowly.
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The Autobots investigate Lunar City on Kicker's hunch to discover the Terrorcons and Decepticons have beaten them there.
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Optimus must sacrifice another species' culture in order to defeat his enemies.
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Despite its title, the majority of this episode is about what an absolute monster Kicker's dad is.
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Unbeknownst to the Decepticons, construction has begun on the first energon tower.
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A lot of things happen on or around Asteroid City and also Dr. Kicker's Dad shows up!
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One cannot argue that "Starscream The Mysterious Mercenary" is not an episode of Transformers: Energon.
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Alpha Q resurrects Starscream, while Megatron launches attacks on the Autobots and confronts Demolisher.
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Everybody!
Yeah...
Rock your body!
Yeah...
Everybody!
Yeah...
Megatron's back, alright!
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The Terrorcons attack an Autobots scouting party, but Dr. Kicker's Dad has a surprise for them.
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The Terrorcons attack Earth with the help of Scorpinok and a newly recruited Tidal Wave.
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The Terrorcons continue their assault with a surprise attack on the moon, and we learn more about Kicker's magic hair.
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A new annoying child joins the Autobots as they face a new threat, ten years after the events of Transformers: Armada.
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On the run, and with no other options, Marky Mark must work with The Tooch in order to stop Fraiser from using the seed. There's also some scenes with Transformers, scattered here and there.
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Marky Mark, a single dad and simple inventor, becomes the target of Fraiser Crane when he discovers an alien robot who wants to tear off everyone's face.
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We're givin' off good vibrations, and lovin' some transformations.
Paul and John discuss the things they liked about Armada.
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Paul and John had so much to say about Armada, they made two episodes about it. This is the first one.
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Optimus and Galvatron duke it out in some pretty exciting action scenes. There's also a story and a series in there somewhere, but who cares about that?
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Optimus and Galvatron finally confront Sideways (who is also Unicron) inside Unicron (who is also... Sideways?)
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