The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

The Autobots must battle the Stunticons and protect a revolutionary race car or Megatron will be able to control Earth's weather.

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The Aerialbots are sent nine million years into Cybertron's past and have to make sure Optimus Prime falls in love at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance.

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The Aerialbots stumble on a Decepticon scheme to harvest energy from the Middle East, and meet the Combaticons a number of episodes before we first meet the Combaticons.

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Combiners. Combiners! COMBINERS! This episode has Combiner Transformers, which combine into giant Combiner robots! Combiners!

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Megatron builds five new powerful Decepticons and travels to Cybertron, where they gain cool powers. Then Optimus does the same thing because he's his own man.

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A bunch of Autobots get used by the Hollywood system while Megatron tries to steal another one of Wheeljack's McGuffins.

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Powerglide forges a new friendship with Astoria, the CEO of Hybrid Technologies, when he has to save her from Megatron's latest evil plan.

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A secret faction of female Autobots is discovered by Megatron, forcing Optimus to travel to Cybertron and lend aid to an old friend.

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After Tracks meets up with his old friend Raoul, he and Blaster investigate the mysterious goings-on at the popular nightclub: Dancitron.

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After bagging a Russian fighter jet, acclaimed trophy hunter Lord Cholmondeley decides he wants the head of Optimus Prime to adorn his wall.

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When Starscream, Blitzwing, and Astrotrain each decide to take over the Decepticons, the two triple changers sabotage Starscream and enact their stupid plans.

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Seaspray finds true love on an alien planet in an episode that's just dumb. 

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Megatron unleashes an organism of living electricity upon the Autobots. The survivors of the attack must then stop the organism from destroying Tokyo.

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Smokescreen's gambling addiction is revealed, but never addressed, when he teams up with an alien con artist for contrived reasons.

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Do you like retcons that add nothing to a franchise? If you answered "Yes!", buckle up because Omega Supreme tells Optimus a bullsh*t version of how he and the Constructicons became mortal enemies.

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A swarm of Insecticons harvest organic energy around the globe and the only can of robotic insecticide is trapped in a grove of deadly alien robotic vines.

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A handful of Autobots and Decepticons are mistakingly transported to a planet where they're, respectively, the size of toys.

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In the midst of a joint operation between the Autobots and local police, Tracks gets stolen by a young criminal who helps stop Megatron's stupid plan.

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When Cosmos crash lands on Saturn's moon Titan, the Titans worship him as a god until Astrotrain arrives and takes his godly mantle.

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The Decepticons cover themselves in electrum and become invincible so the Autobots cover themselves in electrum and become invincible and nature pays the price.

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