The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

With season three under their belts, Paul and John talk about their favourite and least favourite Autobots, Decepticons, humans, and episodes.

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Optimus Prime leads the few remaining survivors of the Hate Plague on a journey to find an alloy, stolen by the Decepticons, that will protect them from the infected.

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Two stupid humans with unjustified an hatred of Transformers use the body of Optimus Prime to lure the Autobots into a trap that makes no sense but whatever... OPTIMUS IS BACK!!

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Autobots, Decepticons, and Quintessons are trapped on an alien planet and the only escape lies in Preceptor's universal emulator, which is currently powering a robot geisha astronaut.

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Galvatron acquires the Matrix of Leadership, leaving Rodimus Prime as Hot Rod. When Scourge uses the Matrix for his own evil purposes, Hot Rod has to pull his head out of his ass.

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All Transformers with any type of animal form are called to a mysterious planet where they must stop a great evil named Jerry.

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Marissa Fairborne leads the Technobots on an assault against the Quintessons when she falls for the charms of a moustachioed ne'er-do-well.

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Ol' Grimlock the dum-dum accidentally becomes a super genius just in time to build a new line of combiner Autobots to combat Galvatron's new line of combiner Decepticons. Bonus!

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Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, and Springer are all turned into humans by the evil Cobra Comman--uh... Snake. Yeah, Snake. That's the ticket. 

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The Quintessons attempt to control the Junkions through subliminal messaging, but end up nearly starting a galactic war. 

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The Autobots and Decepticons both stumble upon a Quintesson journal that could possibly avert a war between two aliens species with stupid names.

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The Decepticons steal Metroplex's transformation cog so the Autobots steal Trypticon's transformation cog and First Aid has some serious feels.

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The Autobots get trapped inside Daniel's nightmare. Or maybe Daniel's nightmares come to life and attack the Autobots. Or maybe it's Danny and not Daniel. Nothing really matters in this episode broug…

The Quintessons trick the Decepticons into unleashing ancient monsters buried deep in the bowels of Cybertron.

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Sarscream's ghost hijacks Scourge's body so he can convince Unicron to give him his old body back because apparently Unicron isn't dead and granting mortality is something he can do now. That's cool.…

When Galvatron's psychosis intensifies, Cyclonus tries to have him institutionalized on the planet of Torkulon.

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Hey, it's Sandstorm again! ...but for the first time also! His home gets taken over by the Decepticons and only the Autobots can save him and destroy the entire planet.

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The animated equivalent of a confused five year old child finds the Autobots and Decepticons trying to harness the harmonies of aliens who sing instead of talking.

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Leader-1 and the Guardians travel to Earth in order to stop Cy-Kill's sinister plan to take over Gobotron.

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Daniel has another zany adventure, this time with Grimlock. They travel to another world where the Red Wizard rules his people peacefully... or does he?

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