The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Wanting access to Ratchet's knowledge of Synth-En, Megatron woos the Autobot medic boy showing off his vast array of scientific equipment.

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Soundwave superior. Autobots inferior.

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Megatron is worried he won't be able to control the Predacons so the Decepticons trick the Autobots into destroying the clones and garnering Predaking's wrath.

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Starscream and Knockout can't leave well enough alone and end up creating zombie-Terrorcons.

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June and Fowler hook up. The rest is just details.

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A number of things happen, the conclusion of which is Miko taking control of the Apex Armour and that's all you really need to know.

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Smokescreen questions his role in the Autobots, kind of, while he's sent to search for a Predacon fossil with Bumblebee and Optimus.

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The Autobots team up with the Air Force in an effort to take down Megatron's fortress. Unfortunately, Optimus is dying...

...or IS he?

He is not.

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Predaking is unleashed upon the Autobots, even though we don't yet technically know his name is Predaking.

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The Autobots begin to regroup across the country. Meanwhile, Starscream's failed attempts to destroy their foe bring Shockwave's latest creation to Megatron's attention

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Season three begins with the team separated and spread across America. None of them can contact each other, Optimus is gravely injured, and Smokescreen still sucks.

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Paul and John have finished the second season of Transformers Prime, and John has another game for Paul.

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Thanks to a series of bone-headed decisions, Optimus dooms the Autobots to defeat at the hands of Megatron.

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With the four Omega Keys in Megatron's posession, the Autobots will have to use every tool and trick they have to stop him from claiming Cybertron. Also, the kids need to be picked up from school.

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It's another clip show! Please forward your complaints to Duane Capizzi.

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Smokescreen must escape from The Nemesis with two Omega Keys and no respect for physics.

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All Smokescreen wants for Christmas is his destiny. His destiny. His destiny.
All Smokescreen wants for Christmas is his destiny, so he can be like Optimus is.

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The search for the Omega Keys begins! Also, Megatron partakes in some arts'n'crafts time.

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Megatron locates another relic then sends the Autobots off on a wild goose chase. It's up to Tweedle Dee* and Tweedle Dum** to save the day***

*Jack
**Smokescreen
***not fuck it all up

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Silas, who now apparently spells his name Cy.L.A.S., wakes up in the body of Breakdown and immediately decides that he should get into bed with the Decepticons. What a boob.

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