The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Scooter and Bonehead crash on a distant world. With the Renegades on their butts, they'll need help from the Guardians sooner rather than later!

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It's not time to make a change, just relax, take it easy. You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know. Find a girl, settle down, if you want you can marry. Look at me, I a…

After a run-in with The Renegades, Turbo is left for dead in a junkyard. Luckily he's discovered by two boobs who think they're good at things they clearly aren't.

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Cykill plans a trap for The Guardians, who are completely unaware there's a spy in their midst who defines nominative determinism.

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The Renegades team up with a very gullible and rash alien who decides to help them "liberate" Gobotron from The Guardians.

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Another Dr. Arkeville wannabe is working with The Renegades. This one has invented a teleportation device that Cykill plans to use to do... what else? Control the world!

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Cykill takes control of Scooter's mind in an attempt to destroy a Guardian laboratory we've never seen, heard of, or knew existed. F*ck your continuity.

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Cykill and his Renegades travel back to ancient Rome and The Guardians must follow or Cykill will become appointed Governor of North America.

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Cykill's plan to launch an army of Zods at Gobotron is going perfectly and Leader-1 is getting his butt kicked in a junkyard, but don't worry... Matt and Anya will probably make out.

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With all of humanity under his control, and Leader-1 his prisoner, Cykill reveals his plan: An army of Zods.

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Leader-1 and the gang survive the Arctic sorium explosion only to have to stop the Renegades from using NORAD's satellite network to control the minds of the entire human race.

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Cykill plans to steal a rare form of artificial energy with wich he will power his evil schemes. The Guardians move to stop him, but Cykill doesn't care because Zod.

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The battle for Gobotron finds its way to Earth where Cykill and The Renegades plan to establish a base in an attempt to launch an attack against Leader-1 and The Guardians and reclaim his applecore--…

With Optimus dead, Sam and the gang are led by Jetfire on a journey throughout Egypt to acquire the Matrix Of Leadership which they believe will resurrect the Autobot leader instead of starting an an…

In the second installment of the Bay-verse, Sam heads off to college while an angry Optimus Prime attempts to discover who The Fallen are, before they're able to conquer Earth.

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Paul and John have finished the best Transformers series you'll ever watch and they're going to tell you what they liked and didn't like about it.

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With Optimus gone, retrieving the Allspark, the Autobots are left to defend Cybertron from Mega-Unicron-a-tron and his newly risen army of Preda-Terrorcon-a-cons.

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The first half of Predacons Rising sees Unicron possess the body of Megatron in order to create Mega-Unicron-a-tron. Meanwhile, the Autobots attempt to rebuild Cybertron and Predaking's just trying t…

It's the final episode of Transformers Prime, kind of, and the Autobots square off against the Decepticons for the final battle to save earth. Will good triumph evil?

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The Autobots decide to launch a probe that will fly to The Nemesis, and have Optimus trail it with absolutely no back-up plan in order to rescue Ratchet.

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