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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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Update frequency
every 3 days
Average duration
47 minutes
Episodes
215
Years Active
2023 - 2025
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It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!

It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

00:32:51  |   Thu 17 Apr 2025
When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!

When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet. 


From dads accidentally broadcasting p*r…

00:43:13  |   Tue 15 Apr 2025
Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate

Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can mar…

00:26:55  |   Thu 10 Apr 2025
“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal

“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete

take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.


Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s att…

00:55:22  |   Tue 08 Apr 2025
Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!


Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still fly…

00:30:34  |   Thu 03 Apr 2025
Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettie…

00:56:13  |   Tue 01 Apr 2025
“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limi…

00:27:14  |   Thu 27 Mar 2025
Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of m…

00:40:02  |   Tue 25 Mar 2025
Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special!


From parenting disaster…

00:28:33  |   Thu 20 Mar 2025
Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful.


From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Pete…

00:43:38  |   Tue 18 Mar 2025
Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special!


From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-…

00:26:57  |   Thu 13 Mar 2025
The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert an…

01:02:37  |   Tue 11 Mar 2025
Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright biz…

00:24:58  |   Thu 06 Mar 2025
What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the n…

00:50:50  |   Tue 04 Mar 2025
Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! 


Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: A…

00:34:47  |   Thu 27 Feb 2025
Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner.


From his illustrious six-de…

00:48:21  |   Tue 25 Feb 2025
50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!


Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled …

00:35:44  |   Thu 20 Feb 2025
Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. 


Jordan gets candid about…

00:57:00  |   Tue 18 Feb 2025
‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving …

00:29:23  |   Fri 14 Feb 2025
Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!

Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. 


Peter is spitting facts and stats as he en…

00:36:28  |   Tue 11 Feb 2025
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