The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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- Update frequency
- every 3 days
- Average duration
- 47 minutes
- Episodes
- 215
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.
From Father’s Day flops t…
“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.
Fresh …
‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!
Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo W…
"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"
In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox de…
"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoast…
16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with b…
The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible…
"Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"
In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions y…
Crouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity.…
“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed.
Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—fro…
Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”
“Don’t ever say that again” 😂
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the …
Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory whil…
Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.
From secret locks on ensuite toilets to…
Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.
From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Pete…
Work Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.
Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level ski…
This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room …
'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'
In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos.
From …
How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!
From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to…
"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders…
Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.
Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and resp…