The Smoking Simian
A weekly dose of mayhem and unique areas of study, a la comedian Antonio Barbosa and friends.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 367
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep 231 The Real Royal Family
The queen is gone and people have been taking an interesting stance on her departure. An honest one nonetheless. 9/11 can DEFINITELY be joked about by now. Either way it's Monday, get a…
Ep 230 Buying A Home
Buying a home is a sign of economic prosperity here in the U.S. and it has become increasingly tough for the next generation of homebuyers, to partake. Let's be honest though, we did ha…
Ep 229 No Illusions
What better way to celebrate a useless holiday like Labor Day, then to miss a podcast day for the first time in 2 years. At least we got it out of the way. Yes this was recorded before …
Ep 228 Immortal Jellyfish
Yes I am late this morning and I apologize. Considering no one listens to this show, I'm sure it won't be a problem. I hope we as humans do not figure out how to become immortal. Just l…
Ep 227 ft. Rafael Adames
What a weekend Raf and I had. The Portland Maine Comedy Festival was a lot of fun, the shows went well and we're excited to bring you the footage from the weekend. Until then enjoy our …
Ep 226 Just Let Go
I think most people enjoy the idea of choice but when confronted with choices they'd rather someone else do the thinking. Could be because we've been coddled most of our lives by a scho…
Ep 225 Excited For The Holidays!
Leon Edwards is a real life success story and it has nothing to do with his Instagram followers. The month of August is a bit strange, especially for me. New York is expensive?! Since w…
Ep 224 Everyone Has A Gift?
Almost got my beautiful car that was parked in my building's lot towed yesterday which would have been GRRREEAATTT. Quiet quitting sounds like something I've done my entire life. A mo…
Ep 223 Homeschooling
First off, you're welcome for the well thought out curriculum for the new age of homeschool. Look up the word, visionary and you'll see my ugly mug. You can also expect plenty of absurd…
Ep 222 Psycho Arc
Every child star needs to hit their psycho arc if they want any hope of staying relevant. That could of course go sideways but, what can't? Make sure you stay until the end of today's …
Ep 221 ft. Tyler Rose (SwaggyDrKush)
Almost two years to the day, Tyler was my first guest on the show. Now that the show is pretty much just me screaming it was fun to have him back on. Check him out on Twitch as the wors…
Ep 220 One Miscalculation
Today marks the 2 year anniversary of The Smoking Simian. Thank you for allowing me a platform to berate you and hopefully make you giggle here and there. Boy oh boy, you'll be giggling…
Ep 219 Stranger Things
Hey, let me be the 800th person to tell you about the new season of Stranger Things. I got a couple of fun job opportunities that I'm deciding between. Stick around until the end of the…
Ep 218 The Playground
I'm happy to announce to everyone that there IS hope. BlackRock is making all the right moves. Imagine believing something for 60+ years and being confronted with strong evidence sugges…
Ep 217 Blueprints For Savagery
Why do people who do horrible things get documentaries made for them? People who murder, swindle, steal, connive, injure, beat and ruin the live's of other in any conceivable fashion, …
Ep 216 The Golden Casket
Ivana Trump was paraded around Manhattan (TrumpTown) in a golden casket, not sure it gets more fitting. Actors would at least make politics a bit more dramatic. Why do I love the late 6…
Ep 215 Let's Make A Deal
Today's episode was a little late but I forced myself out of my slumber at 5am to bring you some mayhem on a Monday. Western Europe is burning and I hope Joy Behar can still plan her tr…
Ep 214 Violence Guarantees Success
Try to find a job that will pay you well and actually tell you what it is you'll be doing for them. We need the old Uber CEO to help save this country. Turns out a recession is our best…
Ep 213 There's A Market For It
Nothing like a carnival 100 feet from where you sleep to put you in a good mood! Who is going to save us if Elon doesn't buy Twitter? Good luck filming cops oppress people in Arizona. R…
Ep 212 We're Just Used To It
Lord help us if we can't get our favorite snacks within 15 minutes of leaving our jobs. I'm very interested in what The Fourth Of July will look like when our standard of living has cha…