The Smoking Simian
A weekly dose of mayhem and unique areas of study, a la comedian Antonio Barbosa and friends.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 367
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep 251 Help Desperately Wanted
One month left in the year of our lord 2022, what a great time to put off everything you've been telling yourself to do until January. Go to your corporate office parties or you may be …
Ep 250 Tulsa King
Sometimes you just party off the rails and need to share it with your minuscule podcast audience. Our president said we he will release The JFK Files in December, talk about Christmas.…
Ep 249 Midnight Doorbuster
Black Friday is one of the most compelling days of the year. A day so wrapped in synthetic necessity that I can't help enjoying it as a spectator. Get one podcast for the price of none!
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Ep 248 The Real Heroes
I'm happy to share with you the newest in game chair technology, made by McDonald's. Trump is back and people are going bananas. Don't fret about the eminent decline in population becau…
Ep 247 Ten Thousand Years
Imagine thinking that the disappearance of a 10,000 year old cave painting, is in anyway linked to our use of fossil fuels. Always very important to have a morning routine, one that usu…
Ep 246 The Show Goes On
Modern ambitions are fueled by what we are shown, mainly when richer more powerful people than you do something outrageous and face minimal hardship. Hope you all had fun in your little…
Ep 245 Dancing Monkeys
I can't be the only one who's sick of these childish, political smear campaigns. They shove them down our throats like they're actually going to impact our voting decisions. Well, your …
Ep 244 The Midnight Special
A midnight release only seemed right for a Halloween episode. Especially one of this caliber. Halloween is the most diverse holiday there is, from its themed content to its festivities.…
Ep 243 Sentimental Foods
Making it through life is part determination and part finding the right drug combo to get you through your tasks. The McRib is on its "farewell tour". I don't believe that for one secon…
Ep 242 If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
We're already at the end of October, soon you'll be 63 years old and wonder where the time went. Tom Brady is a general and wants to lead his army. China had a controversial, citizen le…
Ep 241 Stay Dedicated
Tickle Me Elmo is a timeless symbol of youth and childhood, so much so that people of all ages can't resist playing with him. There is a massive adderall shortage but I think there may …
Ep 240 I Wanted To Be Positive
Please laugh at my pain during my telling of a tale steeped in irony, happenstance, misfortune and tons of funny shit. I think I'm pretty sure I've figured out a free taxi system.
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Ep 239 Cool Faculty
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT AT END OF EPISODE!! One foot in, one foot out mentality will get you absolutely nowhere. See where I am? Kanye is really moving the Nazi party along that progressiv…
Ep 238 Doing It and Doing It Well
When Ozzy Osbourne tells you not to smoke tobacco, you listen. People like him know a thing or two about what to put in your body. I always commend the last of a dying breed, especially…
Ep 237 Repping The Home Team
We love the Fall but it hits us like a ton of bricks, today I share with you some tips on getting through this point in the year. When you look up fanatic in the dictionary a picture of…
Ep 236 World Leaders
We're back and stronger than ever, hopefully my dollar store wifi holds up. Man feeling like a bag of smashed assholes really puts things into perspective. Who's on your Mt. Rushmore o…
Ep 235 ft. Robbie Cavaco
Great to have my man Robbie on the show. He's a hilarious comic and one of the most unhinged people I've met. Always good to meet another wild man. Follow him on Instagram @shekr3wlovin…
Ep 234 Modern Gastronomy
The end of the year is upon us, hidden like a thief in the night. Incase you haven't noticed, numbers control our every move. The FDA has a problem with another obviously dangerous, foo…
Ep 233 How Annoying
Yes, I'm late but really who cares. At least leave a note if you kill yourself about it. I'm planning a vacation in Martha's Vineyard very soon, as all of you should. Make more money b…
Ep 232 The Cappuccino Union
The air getting cooler in the fall that reminds that things are going to be ok. Starbucks employees get access to a Union, while Amtrak is going on strike. Scandals involving an Ivy Lea…