Edited for the sake of time, topically barren, high-level nearly constant fuzzy real radio on air noise included at no charge. "Deranged “edits” segue into a cascade of echoing glossolaliac madness, the voicing of lyric ruminations from the free-falling brains of disintegrating personalities" - D. Atwell Woodman. World's Longest-running SubGenius Radio Show. Starring Master Mixotologist and Show Host Puzzling Evidence Himself, Resident Know-It-All Howlland Owll (Dr. Hal) and SubGenius Overman and chief blabbertologist, Dr. Philo Drummond. Re-re-edited by Philo from Puzzling Evidence's Original
The Show opens with Hal's Pocket Spider scuttling in and out of his pants because yesterday was the 49th. Then Your Hard-Hitting Bleeding-Edge Wide-Eye-Ball News Team Delivers the Up-To-The-Minute Cu…
Boss Stang
A Short Story
by Little Philo Drummond
Ivan Stang had always hated Dobbstown's pobuckery Main Kitchen with its dangerous, deadly, bloody Knife Cellar. But it was a place where he felt thre…
The night of the X-Day changes everything for Puzzling Evidence, a 77-year-old Show Host from Dobbstown. One moment, he is discussing cheeses with his wealthy Uncle, Philo Drummond; the next, watchin…
Dr. Hal continues to demonstrate extreme Speed-Sleeping, Puzzling and Philo frop until almost 4:00am. The callers are starting to adapt. Puzzling's mix from HOS X-Days past mashed-up their faces as t…
The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the parts of a groundbreaking radio show. But the parts belong to a 1960 Rambler and we're gonna sell 'em on E-Bay and get rich. Tonight, the call…
The Show immediately goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. The Boys spend many fruitless seconds researching alternate …
Philo, Puzzling and Hal tell the tale of "drugs and sales" to provide a partial history of sacks and bags; Inhibiting Factor describes his Hot Rod while Callers try to redirect the Show. Incredulity …
Puzz Ev uncovers a legend about a cursed, tattered sandwich circulating throughout Dobbstown. As soon as anyone uses the sandwich, he or she has exactly 399 days left to live. It makes a person feel …
Philo had always loved Dobbstown with its freshly-landed Flying Saucers. It was a place where he felt thoughtless; a trustworthy, misaligned, whisky drinker with a massive butt and too-tall nuts. H…
In search of Pink infestations, Puzzling Evidence surprises even himself with his mind-over-matter tricks and skill as a Jerk Botherer. Ensconced, Puzzling rescues a 7-Bladed Windbreaker, an heirloo…
Whilst investigating the death of a local supervisor, a courageous muleskinner named Philo Drummond uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, weathered gun circulating throughout Antarctica. …
Dr. Hal conversing with his Aunt Bertha;
"Auntie, what do you think of contented noses?"
"Er... I don't know dear."
"What about my tender lid? Some say its like a scrawny dog."
"Um..."
"Do you think …
This show starts amicably enough when our knife-happy hero, Philo, wakes up in a magical cornfield. After a nice breakfast of fresh corn, a deranged caller suddenly challenges the Boys to a rumble. O…
During a worldwide budget defecate shortage, Dr. Hal and Philo deconstruct a Sick Indian Death Artisans' Jewel-laden Mammal-like Owlish beaked so-called insult to nature while ensconced in their fung…
Phantom limbs have been turning up all over Berkeley and the callers are scared. 10 murders in 2 weeks, all committed with a Hemorrhoid Gun, and still no clues. Puzzling "Bob" Evidence is a happy go …
The Boys took turns reading the entire Bible loudly while Puzzling Evidence suspected something was a off when his callous uncle Philo tried to club him at the age of 6. Nevertheless, he lived a rela…
Puzzling Evidence had always loved infested Turdwallowton with its determined, dry ditches. It was a place where he felt doubtful. He was a raunchy, interminable, Hot buttered rum martini drinker wi…
I used to be a computer technician on pirate ship, with my statue, until the plague, thought Philo. When that man, that Puzzling Evidence with his thing of obsession, and his hideous tome and putrid …
It all started when our (former porn) star, Puzzling Evidence, woke up in a hyena-infested moor. It wasn't the first time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly stunned, Puzzling Evidence stroked a wolv…
The the Boys flip the trip-tick dip-switch next to the Dipwytch dip-stick on the good stuff. Callers weigh-in on seemingly endless unmemorable non-topics as they battle over supremacy of the shallow …