Edited for the sake of time, topically barren, high-level nearly constant fuzzy real radio on air noise included at no charge. "Deranged “edits” segue into a cascade of echoing glossolaliac madness, the voicing of lyric ruminations from the free-falling brains of disintegrating personalities" - D. Atwell Woodman. World's Longest-running SubGenius Radio Show. Starring Master Mixotologist and Show Host Puzzling Evidence Himself, Resident Know-It-All Howlland Owll (Dr. Hal) and SubGenius Overman and chief blabbertologist, Dr. Philo Drummond. Re-re-edited by Philo from Puzzling Evidence's Original
Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot and Dr. Drummond, This is THAT episode. Dr Hal hawks his junk with 33 vertebrae, Philo Dances With Scissors Real Fast On Drugs, They're pushing the web again, Mom; …
In this exciting episode, Puzz, Philo and Cardhouse Robot discuss Church secrets heretofore unknown to the general public and how they interface with the Show's mission and purpose. Shaved Ape Societ…
Luchadore requirements, Fishing Rod accidents, grawdoo scraping methods, sad mop of a man, PuzzlingEvidenceTV is still there but Philo rage quit YouTube already, Men wearing drug britches, music pres…
Where Hell puts its trash, Hellbound TrainShow Tonight the boys will dump the script and wing it. Puzzling finally punches the Philo and Hal units in and the Show gets all professional and under deli…
Philo Trollsondrum is just an ordinary 734-year-old boy living in Upper Buttblastston, …
Rewarding Audio Receptors
The Magic Kettle
A Short Story
by Skidmark Twain
Philosonson Drummertonville was thinking about Halvin Robberstonton again. Halvin was a snotty coward monster with short but…
People Not Driving Across
The Curse of the Cursed Sandwich
A Horror Story
by Green Head 2 Trucks
Whilst investigating the death of a local housekeeper, a splendid housekeeper called Philo Drummond …
The Puzzling Evidence Show starts safely enough when our knife-happy hero, Philo, wakes up in a vestigial dreamfield beckoning callers to be active and contact the Show. The Callers begin tumbling in…
Tonight's show includes an incredible All-Star Line-up with Puzz Ev, Philo, Dr. Hal, Bishop Joey, Jhim Kennedy, Cardhouse Robot, Phineas Narco, and KROB. Recent Scientific Studies have shown that Puz…
Solfugids Underestimating Puzzling Evidence is a mistake made too often everyday. With Phat Man Dee. After retrieving his newer garment, the intro whipped up a frenzy and left out nobody. Suddenly in…
"There's a lady in Chicago that's been living there since I was in high school. She's a very nice, beautiful lady. Her parents don't want any of this, especially her grandparents or her siblings. S…
I was a kid when it happened. I'd come home and my sister was on the phone with the guy that was walking around. She was talking to a friend that was trying to make some kind of money, and he was l…
In the spirit of vacuum cleaner worship the boys bamboozle the top off of the SubGenius bucket of LIES. This week Philo, Hal, and Puzzling spend little time disguising a butt-load of forgotten books,…
'...What's that smell?' Philo felt a stabbing pain in his taint when Puzzling asked this. Philo calmly assured him that most albino cats sigh before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually …
The Brow fiddles with your hind-brain from the back-side and then tells a story, then Puzzling, Philo and Hal inhabit a former, more relaxed leisurely time drinking too many Tom Collinses. Philo fina…
Puzzling's unfathomable goodness makes Satan his bitch but a long, long time ago in a distant galaxy, leaving the corpulent planet Poontangus, a group of SubGenii fly toward a distant speck which gra…
The Show opens with Rutabaga "Sigmund" Oswald's girlfriend because yesterday's contest was on the 49th of Froptober. Then Your Hard-Hitting Bleeding-Edge Wide-Eye-Ball News Team, standing shyly in th…
The Ask Dr. Hal Show temporarily takes over the Show's empty cranial socket until the "Other" arrives, Suicide Man saw The Eclipse and jabbers on about it, callers collide like cavorting continents, …
The seaside town of Dobbstown holds a secret. Dr. Hal has the perfect life working as a monkey fluffer in the city while fropping freely with his friend, Philo Drummond. However, when he finds an enc…
Hedley Lamar's pocket lipstick cell phone buys old movie talk from the Boys until it gives way to a Colonel Sanders talk-fest back when there was only 5 herbs and no spices, the col sold his 1st empt…