The Opinion Machine???

Wherein I ramble about belief and the resulting disappointment when it is placed in others who will inevitably let you down.

I make excuses and defend the innocent people who ended up on Epstein’s isl…

Wherein I compare AI to a lifeless spell checker programmed to be a deceptive half obedient librarian prostitute who wants to give you almost everything you want so that you never get what you actual…

Wherein I compare parts of my life to Kanye & his Super Bowl swastika t-shirt stunt by telling the story about the time I almost got arrested for taking pictures of a naked neighbor on The Golden Gat…

Wherein I argue that sitting in a tub, stewing in your own filth in the town square, holding a lantern, looking for an honest man, isn’t the virtuous criticism of society that you think it is.

Spoiler…

Wherein I angrily rant & criticize so-called conservatives & libertarians who smugly refuse to acknowledge that they might be finally getting what they have been after because they built their fragil…

Wherein I leave a long voice message responding to the retarded claim that voice messages are inherently creepy while making a lukewarm argument that text messages are actually creepy if you think ab…

Wherein I paint myself into a corner by setting a policy to unfriend anyone who uses a laugh react to a serious good faith argument only to have a colleague of 35 years unknowingly test that policy l…

Wherein I tell a true story of betrayal, ultimatums & the near impossibility of not losing San Francisco friends over politics.

Cowardice is fundamental in large cities.

Getting cancelled by strang…

Wherein I talk about the time I took ayahuasca at the prodding of a frienemy with a twirly mustache.

Other drugs are discussed.

I make an unenthusiastic recommendation.

No refunds.

Wherein I sloppily propose that collectivism needn’t be seen as the enemy of individualism & vice versa by revealing stupid fashion choices, pink zebras, & peaceful loads of napping baby animals.

Ev…

Wherein I boast & brag about getting blocked by one of the many witches of the new world while making a case for why AI & mRNA technologies should be allowed to proceed in a relatively unfucked with …

Wherein I preach about focusing on reality rather than the imaginary BS that credentialed charlatans want you to believe.

Plenty of irony and hypocrisy.

Too much throat clearing.

I don’t edit.

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Wherein I launch into a frothy unhinged rant about the fires, friend who are possibly Feds and demand that every person be held accountable even if they are retarded and can’t aim a space laser.

Non…

Wherein I sermonize about the alleged redemption of Mark Zuckerberg, speculate about testosterone & stepdad dykes, & wonder if the right wing has adopted the victim fetishism well established on the …

Wherein I theorize about the compulsion to theorize about terror while wondering why we don’t see more “terror” from military guys, and ask why my fellow citizens are so tolerant of Israel & Islam dr…

Wherein I conduct a psyop on the topic of psyops in which I fantasize about the whole world being magically unable to speak for a week, then come to the real time realization that I ended up like my …

Wherein I not so subtly try to influence you into influencing the influencers through good hearted, supportive nudgery, while I demonstrate my impeccably high double standards.

Paradoxes galore wit…

Wherein I wonder if “living each day like it’s your last” is a good idea, preach about learning to enjoy failure, & get snubbed by my favorite pigeon.

Then I share a one take live recording of song …

Wherein I rant about the phrase “none of your problems are because someone else is a billionaire”

Special shout outs to wussy pigeons & squirrels who think hawks are their problem.

Nobody is forcin…

Wherein I babble on about Americanism & why it feels weird to be patriotic about America when most Americans I know are totally unamerican & some foreign cab drivers are among the most American peopl…