The Mermen

This week, the guys talk about the struggles Cubans face coming to this country, sharks getting a bad rap for being vicious, and the English language being unrecognizable in Scotland and other parts …

This week, the guys celebrate Cinco de Mayo! They talk about Dave "paying homage" to the culture, they take the "gay test" Luis was subjected to by his uncle at a young age, and Dave sucks down some …

This week, the guys talk about Forrest finding a sketchy briefcase filled with cash, dolphins giving unexpected pregnancy announcements, and Dave being accused of asking to see boobs while referring …

This week, the guys talk about the art of pranking being degraded with the new generation, what it takes to be a papi like America's papi Pedro Pascal, and they give their good friend Graham Elwood a…

This week, the guys argue about who knows more Mexican people, Forrest remembers a time he chipped his tooth on a rib sandwich, and Dave realizes he may have been a bully in high school without even …

This week, the guys talk about how Dave used to have a fascination with flashing his balls as a prank, they obsess over a mustard curry sauce from their past, and we finally get an update from Mermen…

This week, the guys talk about spring break in Miami, Forrest's Airbnb possibly being listed for p*rn productions, and how they both stayed at the worst hotel known to man.

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This week, the guys talk about the famous Bill's Burgers and 100 year old griddle, Forrest recounts a very uncomfortable moment with Emmanuel Lewis, and the guys face-off in a contest to see who know…

This week, the guys try to fix the Oscar Awards nomination system, they talk college basketball for March Madness, and they call their good friend, comedian Al Jackson.

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For the first time in a long time, the guys return to the studio after being on tour! This week, they talk about what they've been up to since the last time, Forrest talks about watching Cocaine Bear…

This week, the guys talk about dogs dying at the most inconvenient times, then take a dive into getting Forrest a mail order bride, and then get a story sent in in the voicemail box about a man getti…

This week, Forrest shares his harsh critiques of Beyonce's music, Dave surprises the world with his knowledge of old hip-hop lyrics, and they try to get Forrest a wife.

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This week, the guys talk about being saved from a bad Valentine's Day date, the many experiences comedians get when performing on a cruise, and how Dave faints when high on weed.

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This week, the guys talk about Dave's rash, diarrhea, and gall bladder problems, they try some Australian candy sent in to them, and Forrest goes on a rant about how football is a stupid sport. Super…

This week, the guys talk about Dave rising to fame being America's Most Wanted and also auditioning for Captain America, Forrest losing drugs in a cab, and we listen to some more voicemails!

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This week, the guys talk about compulsive gambling and somehow relate it to Ms. Pac-Man, Dave getting in his speedo and joining random people's water polo games, and they discover an unknown beef bet…

This week, Forrest finds out for the first time that Dave is a certified pilot (and probably shouldn't be), and talk about a story where real life mermaids save a man from drowning in California.

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This week, the guys talk about their favorite things from the past year, Forrest tells a story about how he got roped into treating Jim Jefferies to a $400 meal, and Dave is schooled on Bad Bunny and…

This week, the guys are both zooming in from across the globe as they tour but we're able to check in and hear about the many different options for cleaning your ass after a dump, their messages of c…

This week, Forrest zooms in from his COVID isolation cave to talk about questionable methods of testing your sense of smell, stories from The Cayman Islands involving an infamous ball fondler, and th…