The Mermen

For the last time ever (unless someone gives us a small loan of a million dollars), this week! Dave brings some homemade bbq for the guys in the studio to celebrate their journey with this podcast. A…

This week, Dave humbly brags about booking an acting gig as "Out of Shape Dad #1", they give a call to a secret Only F**s creator to learn how to make money as a guy, and they give a very important, …

This week, the guys talk about the NBA All-Star Game and Jimmy Butler's back story, making a petition to close the Miami Seaquarium, and they try to devise a plan to become content creators on OnlyFa…

This week, Forrest shares his love for the tv show "Love on the Spectrum", Dave shares how he cooked bbq for a tv production of "To Catch a Predator", and Forrest blasts Jay-Z for his Grammy speech.

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This week, the guys try to solve the mystery of who the hell sent them coffee beans in the mail! They also talk about how X/Twitter shows way too many deaths now, Dave being mistaken for a mentally c…

This week, the guys talk about a mall mermaid almost drowning in front of a bunch of kids, Dave dives into some research on having s*x with ghosts, and Forrest tells us about a really weird dream he …

This week, WE ARE BACK DOING A LIVE PODCAST! The guys paid another visit to Florida to do a live show in front of a live audience to talk about Dave's friend burning his foot with boiling water, how …

This week, the guys take a quiz to test how Miami they really are, they call a Cuban and hear about his travel story to the US as a kid, and they call their childhood home numbers to see who picks up…

HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU MERVERTS! We're back after the holidays with an all new ep where we talk about our New Year resolutions, astrology being dumb, and then we have a very special video call with belo…

Sorry for skipping a week! But as you'll find out in this episode, the guys almost died. Hear them talk about escaping death, the worst airports in the world, and having a woke Santa refuse to eat co…

This week, Forrest shares his hatred towards Christmas music from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dave butchers the Spanish alphabet, and they try to rebrand water polo to make it a less douchey sport.

This week, the guys receive an Australian beer shipment from Mermen fan Richard from Australia, which leads to a drunken spiral of having the hots for Dolly Parton, more conspiracy theories, Forrest …

This week, the guys share what they're thankful for this Thanksgiving season, they breakdown crazy conspiracy theories including Jamie Foxx being replaced by a clone, and Dave recalls a time Forrest …

This week, the guys try to figure out how to gamble on kids water polo, Forrest shares a grumpy encounter with a bro on Stub Hub, and they bash TikTokers reacting to music as content.

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This week, the guys share their kitchen horror stories that range from Forrest losing a band-aid in a sandwich, Dave quitting two hours into his shift, and someone potentially dosing a whole restaura…

This week, the guys talk about unnecessary gore in restaurants during halloween, the time Dave got roasted HARD during a roast battle against comedian Kelsey Cook, and the guys talk about their bigge…

This week, the guys discuss their favorite and least favorite chick flicks, Forrest publicly bashes Delta Airlines, and they get a very important update from longtime fan, Richard from Australia! All…

This week, the guys take more entries for the deforestation of Forrest's weight, Forrest issues an apology to Aaron Rodgers, and they decide they are going to run for office in Miami! As long as they…

This week, Forrest opens up a "fat pool" to the public to guess how much weight he'll lose in 6 months, Dave calls a friend to learn about the history of coffee, and Forrest casually wishes death upo…

This week, the guys recap their recent Florida tour, they talk about Miami's best strip clubs and getting kicked out as teens, and they get "Taylor Swift" on the line!

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