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Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia. 

Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement. 

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Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.

Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.

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Asterios dreams of edible slimes.

Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.

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Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

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