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Asterios makes a serious financial mistake. 

Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF. 

And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped! 

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Sirancha fights the recline of western society.

Asterios calls the cops.

And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!

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Sirancha trolls her way to the top.

Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.

And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.

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Asterios kills it during his "addict share."

Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.

And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.

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Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.

Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.

Asterios is still welcome in both places!

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Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.

Asterios thanks his various "guys."

And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...

...THE TROLL TRIAL.

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Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.

Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.

And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?

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Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.

Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.

And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.

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Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.

Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.

And is the McChicken the key to everything?

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Sirancha ruins Santacon.

Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.

And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.

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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.

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Sirancha embarks on a new career.

Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.

And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.

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Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.

Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.

And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?

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Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.

Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.

And Wumpus gets a new attitude!

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Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.

Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.

And you will wonder:

...are YOU the a**hole?

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Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.

Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.

And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.

At age 37.

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Sirancha returns from the war.

And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.

Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo

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WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.

Napsy Lev gets way too high.

And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.

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Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.

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