The How-To Heretic

This week! Uncle Dan tells us about Onan, the reason nobody ever masturbates, Uncle Mark helps us all place the blame squarely where it belongs with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and Uncle Dou…

This week! Uncle Mark dips us into a seven layer heaven, Uncle Doug has some kind of attitude issue, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a god that wasn’t but now kind of is. There’s a lot to unpack here.…

This week! Uncle Mark goes Dutch- Pennsylvania Dutch- Uncle Dan goes gaga for ALL the gods, and your uncles sneak you in the exit for a How-To rated R!

This week! Uncle Mark shows us the limits of pyramid power, Uncle Dan shows us that half a wisdom is not a wisdom at all, and Uncle Doug proves that way too many people have more money than they shou…

This week! Uncle Mark warns us about moon mind, Uncle Doug shows us how to apologize to modernize, and Uncle Dan tries to talk about weighty matters and the guys are having none of it. 

This week! Uncles Doug and Dan go FULL BIBLE (you never go full Bible!). First, Uncle Doug teaches us why more sinning is better than less, then Uncle Dan applies for a new Job, and Jeff Sessions is …

This week! Uncle Dan shows us how bullshit vibrates, Uncle Mark demonstrates that the worst things happen in pairs, and Uncle Doug shows us that good guys really do finish last. 

This week! Uncle Dan pushes us across a wobbly bridge to forever, Uncle Mark introduces us to the eternal Pep Boys, and then Uncle Dan asks for absolution that he doesn't remotely deserve. 

This week! Uncle Mark returns from beyond to discuss the first Alt-Right on-air personality, Uncle Doug tells us about haunted water, and Uncle Dan buries a flesh-collage of a god so disturbing we're…

This week! Satan stands in for uncle Mark, as uncles Dan and Doug discuss how to dance with the devil. First, though, uncle Dan gives us a little Luciferian history, and uncle Doug hears the powerful…

This week! Uncle Doug gets called up to the big leagues as uncle Mark gets lazy and sits one out. Uncle Dan takes the woo right out of your mouth, professor Jim becomes a critical thinking nazi, and …

This week! Uncle Mark talks about Parisian head, Uncle Doug talks about Mormon head, and Uncle Dan tells us beef is not what’s for dinner. It’s all pretty gross, actually. Enjoy!

This week! Uncle Doug helps us bury a long-gone god, Uncle Mark hopes you'll indulge him, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a group of people who are good at wanting the apocalypse but bad at doing math…

This week! Professor Jim returns to show us how we can be right about a thing by being right about a thing, Uncle Mark wants us all to be wary of strangers with yellow cravats, and Uncle Dan gets Unc…

This week! Uncle Dan lays his hands on some soft serve Mormon Magic, Uncle Doug Explains the slippery slope from banana beer to mass murder, and together we have what will be the first of several How…

This week! Uncle Uncle Dan can barely speak through his oily mouthful of dumb, Uncle Mark casts a hard eye on the world's totes most bestest person ever, and together we explore the positive benefits…