The How-To Heretic

This week! Uncle Mark looks at the moon and wonders what's inside, Uncle Dan commands the healer to heal himself, and Uncle Doug puts Dan through the worthiness paces and finds him wanting.

This week! Uncle Mark finds the tragic in magic, Uncle Dan takes an extraterrestrial joy-ride, and Uncle Doug is looking for somebody to take care of something for him, no questions asked, must be di…

This week! Uncle Mark finds a book so full of true and good things he nearly had an aneurysm, and Uncle Dan finds out what the Bible has to say about abortion (and it's not what most people think). 

This week! Uncle Dan explains beard electricity, Uncle Doug wants you to meet his mother and Uncle Mark is lost in allegorical gore. Come join the fun!

This week! Uncle Doug lampoons a laughable linguistic leap, Uncle Dan guides us to derp into black helicopter country, and we discuss the Bible's most stupid math-tastrophe.

This week Uncle Mark meets a girl the Devil swallowed whole and Phil Ferguson joins us to help us How-To money!

This week! Your Uncles report from the psychiatric ICU about their lost weekend in the Creationist hellscape of Northern Kentucky and their terminal mental Banana poisoning in the form of Ray Comfort…

This week! Uncle Mark has a weird case of the Mondays, Uncle Doug discovers the only Christian hypocrite ever, and Uncle Dan serves a light buffet lakeside.

This week! Uncle Mark dances as fast as he can, Uncle Doug talks shit about a dead guy who richly deserves it, and Uncle Dan ponders how much religion is too much religion in the workplace. 

This week! Uncle Doug runs out of ammo and then shit gets sad, and Uncle Dan tells us the weirdest ‘fish bites man’ story that people actually believe. 

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to an unchosen chosen one and Dr. Darrel Ray of Recovering From Religion and The Secular Therapy Project joins us to talk about getting out and getting good!

This week! Uncle Doug explores job opportunities for ancient bigots, Uncle Dan takes us to a very weird war, and listeners join Uncle Mark to help send a terrible idea to the hell it deserves!

This week! Uncle Mark thinks it’s getting hot, Uncle Doug rests his weary head, and Dr. Christoper Stroop helps us expose Christian Schools!

This week! Uncle Dan prepares us for a naked eternity, Uncle Mark digs deep and comes up with nothing, and Uncle Doug thinks there's an upside to being nice? Whatever. 

This week! Uncle Mark pussyfoots around portraiture, have you been diagnosed with - anything? Uncle Dan has a pill for that and Uncle Doug makes us Square that Circle for cash or prizes!

This week, Uncle Dan has a genealogical catastrophe, Uncle Mark shows us the world's deadliest ball game, and Uncle Doug sells us all out then falls over and explodes. 

This week! Uncle Doug gets forceful, Uncle Mark describes a Pope on the ropes and Uncle Dan fails to make a name for himself.

This week! Uncle Mark seriously bums us out, Uncle Doug gives us a hydrology report, and Uncle Dan asks us to just accept him.

This week! Uncle Mark gives the Space Force its first assignment, Uncle Doug boldly breaks with himself, and Uncle Dan Prays for us to agree with him.