It’s like it’s your birthday! We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday! We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday! And you know we don’t give a **, it’s still your birthday!
It’s like getting down with the sickness. You know, getting up and getting down with the sickness? Come on, just get down with the sickness. cough cough
It’s like spending the whole weekend eating Froot Loops, oatmeal muffins, and fake Taco Bell items at their brand new location, but getting served from the drive through.
It’s like deep frying a turkey in Dr. Pepper while playing the Jumanji infinite runner, Animal Crossing, and Pokemon GO while drinking HUGE BUBBLES and buying Kyle gifts.
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Morning Show. I am your cohost, your ghost cohost. Kindly put those earbuds all the way in please, and get comfortable. There’s no turning back now.
It’s like accidentally ordering a Grand Slam while waiting in line at Nationals Ballpark and then just receiving a hot dog. Like, just a hot dog with nothing on it.
It’s like boxing up your old phone in a pizza box to get enough money to go to Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp cooked by Gordon Ramsay without any ingredients.
It’s like watching just Will Smith movies with a warm soda and pumpkin spiced popcorn with a beagle on your lap for the next two months.
Tue 03 Oct 2017
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