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The Fifth Column - Podcast

The Fifth Column

Analysis, Commentary, Sedition. @wethefifth

Comedy News & Politics
Update frequency
every 3 days
Average duration
85 minutes
Episodes
567
Years Active
2016 - 2025
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378

378 "Nazis and Sycophants and Cynics (Oh My)"

* Moynihan has COVID (Again)

* Another NYC Covid Spike

* “Dangerous New Levels of Misinformation”

* The Kids Are Actually All Right (but they’re mostly not getting vaccinated)

* No Apologies for #DeathSa…

02:11:26  |   Fri 21 Oct 2022
377

377 "Racist LA, Racist Brooklyn, Deplorable America"

The lads are all around the same table in New York City! And LA Times journalist Gustavo Arellano calls in at the top of the show to explain why the President is calling on four local politicians in …

02:17:44  |   Thu 13 Oct 2022
376 “All the (Unemployed) Young Dudes”

376 “All the (Unemployed) Young Dudes”

I am usually among the most allergic to broad, immutable-characteristic-based analyses along the lines of “The Crisis of Men and Boys.” Some of this is the usual self-loathing—Screw guys, especially …

01:06:44  |   Fri 07 Oct 2022
375

375 "You Don't Know What Fascism Is"

* Only Fans is for Justice

* Internet Experts

* Not Even Not Fascism

* Right Wing Extremists Everywhere

* Blame The EU

* What You’re Really Afraid Of

* The Beyonce of Journalism

* Call of the Wild

* Lil Baby…

02:15:51  |   Fri 30 Sep 2022
374

374 "Walls Closing In (Again?)"

* Toddler Pestilence

* Death Defying Drives

* Naked Pool Slide (are you “The Big Guy”

* Russia, Ukraine, A wildly outdated PBX systems

* Trump’s Devolving Legal Situationship

* This Isn’t Political; Trust…

02:13:11  |   Sat 24 Sep 2022
373

373 "Notes on White Privilege" w/ Adam Davidson and Thomas Chatterton Williams

Featuring:Thomas Chatterton Williams - Contributing Writer @ The Atlantic, Visiting Professor and Senior Fellow Hannah Arendt Center @ Bard College Adam Davidson - Co-Founder @ Planet Money, Contrib…

01:26:25  |   Sat 17 Sep 2022
372

372 "The Queen is Dead"

So I broke into the Palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner

With the Right Honorable Matt Welch ensconced in a posh Beverly Hills hotel, prepping to shock and sicken America with yet another appearan…

01:32:58  |   Fri 09 Sep 2022
371

371 "Triumph of the Shrill, Kmele's Thrill, America is Still Ill"

Against a blood-red backdrop, President Biden gives an urgent campaign speech, warning that America is becoming semi-Nazi Germany, Donald Trump is partial Hitler, and our almost democracy is on the p…

01:22:45  |   Fri 02 Sep 2022
370

370 "Going Commando, Occasionally Reliable Sources"

* Zuck Talks w/ Rogan

* Student Loan Forgiveness

* Who Cares if It’s Democratic

* WashPo: “It’s Regressive!”

* The Redbox Test

* Student Debt is immoral

* Moynihan in an elevator w/ Harry Styles

* Oh, my g…

02:02:49  |   Sat 27 Aug 2022
369 w/ Lara Bazelon and Hamish McKenzie (Live in collapsing San Francisco!)

369 w/ Lara Bazelon and Hamish McKenzie (Live in collapsing San Francisco!)

A few weeks ago, with Matt Welch bleeding out of his ears and supposedly forbidden from flying, Kmele and Moynihan hopped a plane to a post-apocalyptic hellscape called “San Francisco” to kibizt with…

01:31:23  |   Sat 20 Aug 2022
368 w/ Eli Lake

368 w/ Eli Lake "Mar-a-lago Momentos and Nuclear Codes"

Many urgent matters loom large in this dispatch.

How did boxes full of TOP SECRET documents turn up a Trump’s Mar-a-lago compound?!Could be an honest mistake… Few moving labels get mixed up; nuclear s…

01:52:05  |   Sat 13 Aug 2022
367 w/ Rep Peter Meijer

367 w/ Rep Peter Meijer "The Almost Exit Interview"

It's among the most unusual and noteworthy congressional primary races of 2022. For a surprisingly long stretch, Michigan's third district has been home to a uniquely independent brand of republican …

01:44:29  |   Thu 04 Aug 2022
366 w/ John McWhorter and Glenn Loury

366 w/ John McWhorter and Glenn Loury "Racial Identity, Abolition and Reckonings"

w/ John McWhorter and Glenn Loury

- No Moynihan, No Welch
- Progress or Pesmissim
- Campus Culture
- Culture Warriors
- Gaslighting + Reactionaries
- DEI Obstacles
- Overstatement and Bravery
- Dignity + In…

00:46:17  |   Sun 24 Jul 2022
365 w/ David French

365 w/ David French "People with Capacities, Roe Reconsidered, Malignant Forces"

with David French contributing writer @ The Atlantic and senior editor @ The Dispatch.

James GD Webb
Cleaning Your Room
Playing to the Crowd
The Great CRT Ban Kurfuffl
Reconsidering that Roe decision
The C…

02:24:02  |   Sat 16 Jul 2022
364

364 "Rejecting Boris, Reeducating Macy, Ridiculous Gavin"

* Matt breaks an eardrum

* Boris breaks British politics (Ed note: Boris renounced his American citizenship in 2017. We sort of regret the error)

* Would Putin free LeBron?

* Remember Macy Gray? Well, w…

02:10:59  |   Fri 08 Jul 2022
363 w/ Damon Root

363 w/ Damon Root "Guns, Abortion, The End of All Things"

“Tear it down. Start over again. We can make a brand new start.” - Blue Mafic

* A Bad Omen

* Judicial Superfluity

* Beyond Roe

* unenumerated, natural, ipse dixit

* Carry Concealed

* Conservative Excesss…

02:08:41  |   Sat 25 Jun 2022
362

362 "Trump's Deranged, Bed Stuy Replacement Theory"

* You Got a Friend

* Restrictive Covenant

* #MJInnocent

* Beefin with TSA

* Blockchain Nostradamus

* A Very Bad Thing/The Worst Possible Thing

* What Barr Knew

* Clear and Present Danger

* Google: maps of Ca…

02:20:39  |   Fri 17 Jun 2022
361 w/ Ilya Shapiro

361 w/ Ilya Shapiro "Free Speech, Free San Francisco, Free Weigel"

* Kmele is flying

* Dude has four parents. Not one isn’t a terrorist

* The decline and fall of San Francisco, Part I 

* Fiona Dourif’s piece on how California fails the mentally ill

* A sexy retweet

* Ily…

02:06:19  |   Wed 08 Jun 2022
360

360 "Defamation, Pride, and Very Special Needs"

* Imperfect Introduction

* Queerest story ever told

* The heart-pounding conclusion of Depp v Heard 

* Birdwatching for Karens

* A firearms "clarification"

* The other 99% (and the warmth of simple narrat…

01:56:59  |   Sat 04 Jun 2022
359 - A Massacre in Texas, An Incident in the Bronx, A Helicopter to Newark

359 - A Massacre in Texas, An Incident in the Bronx, A Helicopter to Newark

Another mass shooting, more performative outrage (note: and this was recorded right before Beto’s gross little stunt), and never any practical solutions. The lads discuss the massacre in Texas, a “ra…

01:21:43  |   Thu 26 May 2022
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