The Exorcist Minute

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In this hospital, the MACHINES sound like they're sick!
 And Dr. Peacock said, "I didn't kill Mr. Body - he's my SON!" How is this possible???
My first cousin twi…

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Finding Pneumo!
C - SQUIDS run. Run, SQUIDS, run!
The Macy's Thanksgiving Brain Parade!
we just can't stop GUSHING in this minute!
Bloody Rags (sorry)
You were RIGHT…

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Regan goes in for an oil change
You know what this minute needs? More BROWN!
Rejected title - What An Excellent Day For Fluids!
How is it allowed to be Runny and s…

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What an excellent day for childhood trauma!
You say "Ray-gun," I say "Ree-gun," let's call the whole thing  off.
Don't press too hard when holding your own brain.
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Is there a doctor in the audience?
Have you seen The Titanic by the James Cameron? 
It's your daughter's BRAIN!
Somebody done stole her brain bones!
Listeners in 30…

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I'm CUCKOO for medallions!
Sound bridges, L-cuts and J-cuts, oh, my!
Our favorite doctor!
Our only doctor...
We're all just meat sleeves for wet bones
Actually, we'r…

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Shakespeare OUT!
All Brave Little Toasters Go To Hell
Lester and Kynan are on the case to interpret this dream! (with big cigars that are definitely NOT Freudian …

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"Hey, Jesus! This guy don't know the words!"
The persistence of good
Everyone should know more about Snoopy!
"Who's your wife?" "No, Who's on first!"
We're BAD homb…

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Rocky Horror - shocking the hell outta squares and normies
"I will trick you into sleeping with me." - Bugs Bunny
Willie wants to see the Beatles, but Karl can't L…

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Let's BREAK the movie by looking where we're not supposed to!
We're actors, but we're not Chris MacNeil
Linda Blair understood the assignment
The Phantom Trap!
The …

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The astronaut, the Jesuit, the candlestick maker...
Is this what hanging out is?
The Carmen Coincidence!
Down on Toidy-Toid and Toid!
Can I wear my devil costume in…

Bye, Burke!
Don't you know there's a Cold War goin' on, Zuzu?
The Return of The Shakespeare Trap!
"Elementary, my dear mortals!"
"Should I BE? Should I NOT BE?" - Hamlet
Burke inception! BURK-CEPTION!
My d…

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That's the magic of the movies, baby!
It's so nice to see Karl smiling!
As Oscar Wilde once said, "What's for dessert?"
A reading from the Book of Blatty
ANOTHER re…

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Chekhov's Right Hook
I try to flex on a non-visual medium!
Is life just a series of punches in the face?
The Shakespeare Trap revisited!
We're so enwappened with th…

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How did I miss that she eats the priest collar?!
The divestment of Dimmy
Is Karras failing as a "father" or a son?
Uncle Titos is actually Uncle John...but we don'…

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We're dragging you down with us!
Does Karras feel too little...or too much?
OR is he  just lookin' at stuff?
These ladies are REALLY good at makin' us feel REALLY …

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Just a great, joke-filled, light-hearted romp!
hopeless hospitals
TVYNS - The Acronym You've Never Heard!
Uncle Burke or Captain Howard? It's complicated
Well, I gu…

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Nobody better lay a goddamn finger on my goddamn Butterfinger
Everything's comin' up Milhouse!
What's YOUR favorite curse word?
This was almost an X - rated movie?…

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A giant, Mr. Burns desk
Ha! I'm smarter than this doctor!
Oh, shit! I'm smarter than this doctor!
"Thar she blows! It's all berries, boys!"
"I know what I have to d…

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A not-so-quiet village....
Where is the mother of these kids?!
"Hey everybody! We're all gonna do our homework!"
Possessed by the devil...or just plain ol' boredo…