The Exorcist Minute

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• One of these days, Dimmy! Bang! Zoom! Straight out the window!
• Punch and Judas
• "I think I've lost my footing, Tom."
• Kynan's office has rats!  (There are no rats!)
• "…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Father DOESN'T know best.
• Here ya go, folks.
• Dimi's chance at redemption: can he help his "father" after failing to help his mother?
• Howdy's lovin' it! 
• Pained laug…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:
The Hag is in the cathedral!
"And what's he then that says I play the villain?" - Iago, Aladdin 1992
What did Regan ever do to anybody? .....recently?
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On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Dimmy is US!
• Not-So-Happy-Howdy
• Bedposts and Boomsticks
• Dimmy's too smart for his own good. 
• Try this - it's called "water!"
• The Berenstain Bears Meet the Berenstein…

On this episode of the Exorcist Minute:

• it's giving.........
• Do YOU know the difference between facts and based? 
• Howdy is a mood...
• Dimmy's doing it! 
• Greetings, from Hell, Michigan!
•  And with your what?
• W…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• What an excellent day for Freud!
• The Hag is in my sex cathedral!
• Live, Laugh, Scream in Terror
• Apparently we all have an Evil Queen story
• It's not the loogie we nee…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• It's not always about length!
• The exorcism has begun!
• A reading from the book of Blatty
• Why is Karl in the room?!
• Anton Theresa Chekhov
• The Patriarchy strikes again!
• …

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• There are BOOKS in Daddy's Room? 
• He's a crook! The demon is a crook! (and it's not even Nixon!)
• Hell sucks Chuck Norris's cock!
• Just strap the world onto your fac…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• It's a Hail Mary pass by Merrin!
• The Seventh Seal: This chess-terical comedy will have you pawn-dering life and the human condition!
• What's YOUR stage name?
• A read…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Oh, no! The Amadeus is gonna get Mozart!
• Your childhood movies were DARK!
• A reading from the Book of Blatty
• Psalm 102 on minute 102 - is this a sign?
• We get into an…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• The Exorcist has arrived!
• PriestHub
• The most beautiful minute of the film?
• Watch out for Mickey!
• Was Merrin the last passenger of Capitol Cab? 
• This cabbie knows EVE…

On this, our 100th episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• This show was brought to you by the letter X!
• We're not just filth peddlers, folks, we're CATHOLIC filth peddlers!
• We need a new Transubstantiation mac…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• in which the Bishop checks his mate
• This office is pretty sweet!
• Uh-oh! Possession O's!
• You know, that ship that sank!
• Dimmy's on the edge of his seat! Literally! 
• W…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Listeners - what do YOU remember about The Exorcist?
• Every Announcement Everywhere All AT Once!
• 6 extra seconds of bonus content!
• What makes a haunted house a haun…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• I think therefore I am no one
• I try to explain the Silmarillion
• 2002 Extreme Sports Peter Jackson
• The Birds and the Bees with Uncle Kynan and Uncle Lester
• Your tong…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Shhh!
• Chris plays her trump card (Truman card?)
• A reading from the Book of Blatty
• Karl's secret revealed!
•  TASUKETEI, SENPAI!
•  the Shakespeare trap revisited! (we fo…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• We're so eco-friendly, we even recycle our jokes!
• Karras suddenly saw wine turn back into water
• Tappy the tap water!
• We realize we still don't know Merrin's name i…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• "What do you mean this phone dialogue is clunky and expositional?"
• This is daddy's room, and I'm the daddy now!
• Some god damn peace and quiet!
•  This one corporate …

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Fr. David Mowry is back!
• Take 2! Our first recording got PAZUZED!
• NFI - Non Fungible Incense
• A Reading From The Book Of Blatty
• Isn't every joke Fr. Mowry tells tech…

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:

• Special guest Fr. David Mowry!
• I accidentally say the C-word in the presence of a priest!
• I love what you've done to this room!
• Pixar's "The Exorcist," with Beddy …