The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show
(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva.
The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports.
When not on the ship, they busy themselves in their rural hometown running errands at the Pinch-My-Penny or getting styled up at the Color-Me-Crazy Salon, all in preparation for the next leg of their collective journey(s).
- Update frequency
- every 20 days
- Average duration
- 22 minutes
- Episodes
- 47
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Episode 7: Where Are All the Chocolate Bunny Ears?
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "A Miracle Needing Shelter" and "Cover Of Night" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END
- Surrenda offers career counseling to her stoned drummer
- Surrenda self…
Episode 6: Chopping Off the Hands of Time
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Bird of Night" and "Echo Demon" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END
- Surrenda finds a new way to incapacitate Georgia Hotflash
- Surrenda receives beauty ti…
Episode 5: The Criminal Life of Canines
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Served Up" and the title song from their album JOURNEY TO THE END
- Surrenda reveals how you can tell when your friend needs to be institutionalized
- Onree …
Episode 4: Bruce the Genius
In this episode:
- Catatonia discovers Bruce has a surprisingly high IQ
- The band plays "Don't Lose Your Feet" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END
- Surrenda shares misadventures from her trip to Ireland wit…
Episode 3: Advice for Daily Living (for Hussies)
In this episode:
- The band plays "Hold" from their album WHIRL
- Surrenda offers tips for how to waste your time entertaining people
- Surrenda gives some harsh but necessary beauty advice to Georgia Hotfla…
Episode 2: On the Phone with Georgia Hotflash
Surrenda's attempt to talk strategy with her "friend" Georgia Hotflash is continually interrupted by Bruce, Onree, and Catatonia.
Other highlights:
- Surrenda gives Georgia some constructive advice on ho…
Episode 1: The Magic Begins
Who are the Dragonsail Puppets? Think the Partridge family meets Frank Zappa and Funkadelic on a boat. Join Sur…