The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show
(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva.
The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports.
When not on the ship, they busy themselves in their rural hometown running errands at the Pinch-My-Penny or getting styled up at the Color-Me-Crazy Salon, all in preparation for the next leg of their collective journey(s).
- Update frequency
- every 20 days
- Average duration
- 22 minutes
- Episodes
- 47
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Episode 23: Surrenda, Must You Be So Selfless??
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Sifter" and "Bush Cliff" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING.
- Surrenda graces the world with "Victory Over the Dark", her inspiring 6 minute autob…
DPVS Special Feature — THE DEEP
In this special feature:
- Surrenda, driven mad by the antics of the silly hussies and ne'er-do-wells around her, moves to the bottom of the ocean. A mini-rock-opera unfolds.
- The Dragonsail Puppets perfo…
Episode 22: And of Course I Have My Parole Officer in the Afternoon
In this episode:
- Catatonia attempts a long distance phone call with her elderly mother who is bombed out of her mind.
- Bruce's former identity thiever pays a forbidden visit to Catatonia.
- The Dragonsail …
Episode 21: Knocking Joan Collins Through a Glass Cabinet
In this episode:
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "Grunt in Reply" and "Great Wing" from their album "GREAT WING"
- Chichi makes Surrenda look like Phyllis Diller and Joan Collins combined
- Surrenda gives a cau…
Vault 3: Glory Come Down Already
The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Glory Come Down", "Wild Cry", "Rhythm of the Rain", and "Before the Storm" from their 3rd studio album "BIG LEG JOURNEY AHEAD".
You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppe…
Episode 20: What We Need Is a Surge Protector
The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Copperhead Sphinx", "Ripple", "Surge", "Ancient Industrial", and "Bulbs" from their newly released 9th studio album Great Wing."
You can find all of the Dragonsail Pupp…
Vault 2: Stand-Up Under the Shadow
In this flashback from the vaults:
- Surrenda reads her fan mail aloud, regretting the tiny print
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform 5 classics from their second studio album "TIGHT NARROW CRACK"
- Surrenda…
Episode 19: We Can't Be Selling No Wacky Fennel
In this episode:
- Surrenda hatches a money-making scheme with Georgia Hotflash's sugar daddy involving shipping spices
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Astral Serpent" and "Boom" from their eighth studio…
Vault 1: I Can Bring the Fire
In this flashback from the vaults:
- Catatonia goads Surrenda into making music that challenges the opiated masses
- Surrenda single handedly invents "frog prog," a long-awaited musical genre
- The Dragonsail…
Episode 18: We're Waiting for the Dragon
In this episode:
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "Sun and Shadow" and "Almost" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Catatonia's plans to stage an absurdist play are utterly destroyed by Surrenda
- Surrenda vows …
Episode 17: What Is Your Real Name?
In this episode:
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "Still Rising" and "Wheel" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Bruce becomes the target of an onboard identity theft
- Catatonia becomes a willing participant in…
Episode 16: Even Dry Flowers Still Have Seeds
In this episode:
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "This Swelling" and "Mist and Moss" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Surrenda offers a place for the wealthy to park their capital
- Surrenda offers wardrobe …
Episode 15: Hitch a Ride on Moby Dick
In this episode:
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue Fade" and "Marble Serpentines" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Georgia Hotflash attempts to ingratiate herself to Surrenda with unwanted tributes
- Sur…
Episode 14: Back to the Photo Shop With Every One of These Pictures of Me
In this episode:
- Catatonia reveals a scandalous secret from her time in New York City
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "Storm Seed" and "Spark in the Dark" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Surrenda allows …
Episode 13: Marriage, Children, and Tractor Pulls
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Shell Dream" and "Bone and Jelly" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Catatonia regales Surrenda with the insufferably tedious details of her holiday
- Geo…
Episode 12: Arise Ye Beasts!
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Snake and Bird," Serpentino," and "Sea Dragon" from their double album SEA DRAGON
- Surrenda assumes the guise of the mythical dragon, much to Catatonia's…
Episode 11: It's Tea Time, Honey
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets nearly end up in the clink with their parephenalia
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "At My Devil's Knee" and "T Time" from the album THE DEEP
- Surrenda reveals how t…
Episode 10: Six Trash Bags Full of Crazy
In this episode:
- Dragonsail Puppets perform "Even So" and "A Little More Maybe" from their album THE DEEP
- A freak tries to worm his way into Surrenda's affections via Onree
- Surrenda is inundated by cor…
Episode 9: Vise Grips and An Unmarked Van
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Somebody Like You" and "Rubberman" from their album THE DEEP
- Surrenda talks trash about Spandex and vegetable oil... and Georgia Hotflash
- Surrenda and C…
Episode 8: Don't Mess with Nina Simone
In this episode:
- The Dragonsail Puppets perform "A Chance to Grow Strong" and "Spiral" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END
- Surrenda defends her superior vocal stylings
- Surrenda shares some spicy Nina S…