We're rereading Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series of fantasy novels! Why? Because they're so much fun!
We recap the events of the story as we go, so you don't have to read along unless you want to.
These books are pretty great already, but what we add is a lot of jokes of varying hilarity, and a little insight. We have a great time recording these and we hope you'll have a great time listening. Join us!
Nynaeve and Elayne leave the menagerie and fight their way aboard a ship headed for Salidar and the good Aes Sedai. It turns out that an army of Shienarans is very useful to have around.
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It all goes down outside the gates of Cairhien. A massive battle resolves the Shaido issue in a river of blood as Rand invents artillery warfare. Mat accidentally takes command of several divisions a…
Nynaeve takes a break from the circus and has a fun day in the city. She meets a one-eyed soldier, a mad prophet, and a sexy Whitecloak. Meanwhile Mat is slowly losing his struggle to avoid becoming …
Nynaeve and Elayne are having a grand old time after joining the circus but things go very wrong very fast when Nynaeve gets in a dream-fight with Moghedien. Her usual strategy of punching her way ou…
Siuan Sanche sells her plan to the Aes Sedai in Salidar, despite Gareth Bryne's untimely intrusion. Then, Rand and Aviendha teleport to the other side of the world, build an igloo, get naked, and get…
Rand leads the Aiel after Couladin's trail of destruction while Egwene follows her bliss and walks herself into another trap. Meanwhile Siuan rejoins the Aes Sedai she led a month ago, and they're li…
There's a lot of running away in this chapter. Nynaeve and Elayne have to run away when they're spotted by Galad (who is now a Whitecloak, boo). To hide, they join the circus (yay!). Also, Morgase ma…
While Siuan and company learn to make their way in the wide world without being able to channel, Nynaeve learns some hard lessons in her dreams. Lesson one: watch out for Egwene, she's a maniac.
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Rand and Mat barely survive an attack by Darkhounds, then Rand finally decides to move the Aiel. Meanwhile Nynaeve and Elayne employ their tried-and-true investigation method of finding a trap and ju…
In Rhuidean, Egwene studies dreamwalking with the Wise Ones while Rand (ahem, that's Lord Dragon Car'a'carn Rand al'Thor to you) tries to complete the set of Aiel clans before Couladin does.
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As The Fires of Heaven opens, we take a tour of various dastardly deeds and shadowy meetings that bode ill for the forces of Light. Also, Siuan Sanche and company have trouble adjusting to civilian l…
Glorious! Perrin and his Emond's Field crew have their final showdown with the Trolloc hordes, and it doesn't seem like anything can save them. Meanwhile, Rand finally springs his trap to trap the ot…
It's all coming to a head! Nynaeve and Elayne finally strike at the Black Ajah (accompanied by their Seanchan BFF Egeanin) while Perrin and Faile decide that a Trolloc siege is the perfect destinatio…
Turns out Min is always right. The Tower is in turmoil as Siuan Sanche is deposed by a cabal led by Elaida. Meanwhile Rand is upset when the forces of darkness invade his sex dream.
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Perrin leads his friends and neighbors in glorious battle against the forces of darkness! Not bad for a blacksmith with a wolf complex. Meanwhile Nynaeve and Elayne put on revealing dresses and bludg…
Nynaeve and team finally arrive in Tanchico, and have no idea what they've gotten into. Meanwhile Perrin kills Trollocs as planned. He also figures out that all he had to do to patch things up with F…
We get our first real glimpse of Aiel life. Egwene begins her Dream job, some obviously evil new people show up, and Rand starts acting crazy(er). Luckily, Mat has gotten a new brain to go with his n…
It's all Perrin all the time this episode! Perrin returns to Emond's Field and finds it being oppressed under the twin thumbs of Whitecloaks and Trollocs. He rallies the countryside! And embarks on w…
Mat explores another dimension through another twisted doorway in another ghost city. This time he manages to steal zero knives. Rand relives the lives of his ancestors back to the Age of Legends and…
We finally get to hear Rand's big announcement: he's taking some time off to get in touch with his roots. Meanwhile Elayne and Nynaeve take ship with the Sea Folk where they encounter courtesy and co…