We're rereading Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series of fantasy novels! Why? Because they're so much fun!
We recap the events of the story as we go, so you don't have to read along unless you want to.
These books are pretty great already, but what we add is a lot of jokes of varying hilarity, and a little insight. We have a great time recording these and we hope you'll have a great time listening. Join us!
Rand faces down the usurper Colavaere. He decides to do something even worse than executing her: he makes her get a job. Then Egwene grapples with her new set of problems. Moghedien is on the loose, …
Perrin accompanies Rand on his return to Cairhien. The threat of violence looms as Rand learns what has been happening in the city since his captivity. Everyone in the palace is about to play a game …
We start in on Crown of Swords! First there's the usual recap chapter where we check in with various villains and antagonists. Then Perrin grapples with the aftermath of the battle at Dumai's Wells. …
Perrin leads a desperate chase to free Rand before it's too late. It culminates in a showdown that will change the worldwide balance of power. Those Aes Sedai should have thought twice before they pu…
After an angry encounter with the Salidar Aes Sedai, Rand flees to Cairhien where he gets in much worse trouble. Luckily Perrin is back, because Rand is going to need his wolf bro.
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Perrin meets his in-laws. It turns out that they are crazy, which explains why his wife is also crazy. Meanwhile, Mat, Elayne, and Nynaeve arrive in Ebou Dar, the city that is to knife fights what Lo…
Mat arrives in Salidar and executes his favorite tactic of barging in and making wrong assumptions. Then Min arrives in Caemlyn with the Salidar Aes Sedai delegation and soon afterward arrives in Ran…
Egwene gets spanked by a belt, travels through the dream, then gets elected boss of all Aes Sedai for her trouble. Worth it. Then, Mat gets sent to Salidar by Rand via magic shortcut and now has to d…
Rand is attacked by a Grey Man, who is immediately destroyed by Taim, who couldn't be more suspicious if he tried. Meanwhile, Nynaeve does the impossible and Heals Logain. Not necessarily a good thin…
Rand studies the Andoran history of kissing cousins, while Egwene gets some hands-on (lips-on?) practice in kissing with Gawyn. Then Rand meets the White Tower's delegation and they have a competitio…
Egwene is almost back in action. Mat fends off a sneak attack by some mystery Aiel and finds a grisly message. Rand meets some semi-friendly Ogier and takes them on a field trip to Shadar Logoth.
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Rand splits his time between ruling Caemlyn and Cairhien, and gets an message from Sammael that is pleasantly worded but unpleasantly delivered. Then Egwene and Rand have a snippy argument, just like…
Nynaeve and Elayne discover that the fate of the world hinges on a mysterious bowl in a locked room in a city with no street signs. Then they survive a furniture attack! Meanwhile, Egwene discovers d…
Rand takes a break from ruling Caemlyn to reach out to some friendly Aes Sedai and gets a nasty surprise. Meanwhile, the Salidar Aes Sedai find out that the fastest way to get a rule broken is to tel…
Elayne and Nynaeve are feeling stifled now that they’re back to being Accepted and no longer in charge. Then we check in with the leader of the Whitecloaks who has no idea how out of his depth he is.…
Mat is now a general in charge of his own army: The Band of the Red Hand. How cool is that? He generals all day and parties all night as he prepares to enact Rand's secret plan to defeat Sammael. Mea…
Rand hasn't been resting. In between taking on 5 swordsmen at once for practice (and winning!) and taking on the mad ghost in his head (and not really winning) he's been teaming up with our new favor…
The lengthy prologue of Lord of Chaos follows various evil-doers (and a few good-doers) as they plot their next move now that Rand has set the world spinning in a new direction. Everybody's got a pla…
Rand takes the fight to Rahvin himself, in Caemlyn! Mat and Aviendha come along for the ride, and there's a special guest appearance by Nynaeve. Killing a Forsaken is a team effort.
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In Cairhien, Rand and Mat both find their relationship troubles turn deadly. In Mat's case it's a sexy darkfriend. For Rand it's a millenia-old ex girlfriend who skins people when she gets angry. And…