That LARRY SHOW

Road wreck has Larry thinking murder ■ Which vehicle is 2x more likely driven by a drunk? ■ The real reason people love Route 66 ■ A bigger danger mothers of MADD dare not address ■ 2 words that summ…

What's the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma? ■ WTF is a Puritron? ■ Why National Lampoons "Vacation" could never be made today ■ What happened to selfie sticks? ■ How the Grand Canyon facilitates Darwinism ■…

The killer snail that has Tampa in quarantine ■ What is rat lung-worm and why should you avoid it? ■ Why is Cory's Snail Death now called Cory's Snail Killer? ■ The breakfast cereal that may give you…

How Bob Dylan made himself a legend ■ 5 steps that will make YOU a legend (no matter your profession) ■ Why the audience at a Dylan concert was the best part of the show ■ Fame-obsessed nut-jobs Larr…

Why they killed 007 ■ Where will the world now source cool? ■ The creeps who killed him ■ The US president who was almost 007 ■ The hottest Bond girl of all time ■ How US Gubmnt glamorizes war and ma…

Larry's favorite movie - and the wisdom it contains ■ Words and phrases that make us losers ■ The Marine DI who saved Larry's future ■ How children re-wire your brain ■ What military life is really l…

Larry buys an antique/gets a big surprise ■ Psychometry - real or bunk? ■ Flea market crap that can make you rich ■ A new Commie slogan to hate ■ Why Bezos isn't as smart as he thinks he is ■ The gar…

The sickest joke ever told ■ How Johnny Cash pissed away 30,000 gallons a day ■ Vandalism, the new comedic art form ■ What you never knew about "the man in black." ■ A greeniac feeds cake to Mona Lis…

Why is the term "mass shooting" a leftist construct? ♦ Why "psycho-shooting" is more accurate ♦ Facts Biden chose to omit in his TV address on the Texas school massacre ♦ Which three groups are mostl…

Why Sean Penn & Bono suck ▲ Why attention whores are flocking to Ukraine ▲Why Mitch McConnell is a phony punk ▲ Which is worse? Pelosi or Jill Biden? ▲ How USA became the global cop ▲ If you're sick…

Joey's latest lies - BUSTED ▲ Is America's pendulum swinging back to sanity? ▲ Recent events you NEVER thought would occur ▲ How social media is making everyone sick ▲ Joey's favorite TV shows - reve…

Why are creepy dolls washing up on a Texas beach? Larry solves the mystery! ▲ The mannequin Larry made famous ▲ How a stuffed squirrel can help you meet women ▲ Why is L.A.'s bizarre quotient declini…

How winners ride out stormy times ▲ The secret "paradise" Larry left when he moved to L.A. ▲ Why are the Dodgers the best team? (hint: it has nothing to do with baseball) ▲ Larry's experience that mi…

How did the American Idiocracy happen?▲ The unmentionable reason USA is doomed ▲ 2 bumper stickers that reveal all wisdom ▲ Let's speak ABUSE to power ▲ The worst 16 years in US History ▲ Parents: th…

Meet Bronx Tina - the antithesis of AOC ▲ Is PETA a crock? ▲ Meet Mona - the 7-pound canine angel saved by lucky timing ▲ How Easter is your ultimate survival tool ▲ Sinners' Sunday re-visited ▲ How …

2 amazing ballsy women who are actually FEMALE! ▲ How gubmnt invents heroes ▲ The Covid hero turnstile ▲ The difference between courage, ballsiness and heroics ▲ How fake heroes undermine authentic o…

Larry flies like SUPERMAN! ▲ Larry rides like Evel Knievel ▲ The 2 key elements of authentic adventure ▲ Why store-bought adventures suck ▲ How to find your true calling ▲ Tuning out killjoys and nay…