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My NEW interview with Dr. Fauci ▲ Why Jimmy Kimmel thinks you're stupid ▲ The doctor who's still paying student loans at age 53 - and thinks you're stupid ▲ Why historians will call this age The Whim…

Score $950 worth of booze in LA - free! ■ Why haven't aliens introduced themselves? ■ Lies California tells about the homeless ■ Why is LA burning 6 months early? ■ Why politicians are scarier than a…

LIES they are telling you about vaccines ▲ How they re-defined the word vaccine to fake you out ▲ Which Supreme being will destroy the earth? ▲ Where will the carnage commence? ▲ Identifying the most…

Which famous American career politician is now lying to kids? ● What does gubmnt claim has replaced the virus as America's most dangerous threat? ● What simple process has enabled GOMECO to control c…

What Nazi war criminal did NASA choose to represent Earth in the most important and expensive time capsule of all time? ▲ How did Jimmy Carter prove himself an idiot in that same time capsule? ▲ What…

Tony Spumonte is back! ♠ Why are Commies NEVER cool? ♠ Why do they hate cool people? ♠ Who are the male Karens? ♠ What do they look like? ♠ Why have they canceled cool? ♠ Why are balls and cool inext…

How vindictive, petty, Burbank California bureaucrats are destroying a small business - and YOUR freedom ▲ The Burbank cop who makes $344,000 per year ▲ The Burbank fireman who makes $419,000 per yea…

2 rules that ensure you'll never get screwed on a used car purchase ▲ The Cadillac that almost killed Larry ▲ Why econo-box cars are depressing ▲ The summer job that ended Larry's aspirations as a me…

What's the latest euphemism for censorship? ♠ Which is worse, Twitter or Facebook? ♠ What 3 things can you do to fight censorship? ♠ Which dead President do we need now more than ever? ♠ Is Facebook'…

How Marxism is destroying America ▲ Why the hive hates you ▲ How many .22 caliber shots does it take to shred a hornet's nest? ▲ Why the hive loves the words manifesto, mandate and together ▲ How the…

What's more important - career or pointy chicks? ♦ Why is the FCC regulating bike bells? ♦ How did "be safe" replace "no guts, no glory?" ♦ How did risk management become a career? ♦ What 3 things sh…

The poker table in the desert where space aliens play 5-Card Draw ▲ The place where you can find all the crap in the world ▲ The difference between crap and sh*t ▲ How many days of our lives do we wa…

Sex Magick in the Mojave - how Scientology's founder and the father of the U.S. space program teamed up to conjure the demon whore of Babalon ▌The INTEGRATRON - the dome in the desert that's a time m…

Gender Reveal Parties - a ticket to the morgue? ▲ Why do parents think people care about their kid's sex? ▲ Why did Larry lock himself in a toilet for a day? ▲ The reasons most parties suck ▲ Why all…

How did America get to be so stupid? ■ Larry wins an argument and loses a girlfriend ■ America's intellectual bar is set by Barney, the purple dinosaur ■ Why JFK enrages stateists ■ HUGE lies the gov…

Is Bruce Springsteen Jesus or Moses? ▲ Why are advertising execs dumber than worms? ▲ Why celebrity endorsements always spell disaster ▲ Springsteen's sequel to Born To Run - revealed! ▲ WTF is a "Su…

Why are Bass Pro Shops America's cultural divide? ▲ What's the real reason coastal elites hate Classic America? ▲ How did cowboys go from heroes to villains? ▲ Can anyone eat a 72 oz. steak dinner in…

.Meet the VEAL people ▲The Great Reset – why it's a Commie plot ▲ How SJWs & snowflakes made JFK a villain ▲ What will Duke Nukem say to you? ▲ The lethal cure that can save America ▲ Why easy times …

The 108 - foot, concrete VAGINA that's tearing Brazil apart ▲ Kids - to have or not to have them ▲ When is it time to dump your girlfriend? ▲ 2 insurmountable issues that will doom any romance ▲ Why …