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Arya is warging into Nymeria and discovers something horrifying involving Catelyn, which turns out to be entirely new for us. Like, not in the show at all new. Except Jess knows some stuff and gets t…

In today's episode, we discuss Davos disobeying his king for the first time and we learn what incident may have turned Joffrey into such a sociopath. Jon is thrust into yet another epic battle, one t…

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! This week's episode is about the beginning of our Halloween festivities, the aftermath of the king's death, Sansa jumping from the frying pan and into the fire, Littlefin…

More deaths at another wedding?? We all knew this day would come, but to everyone's surprise, we find ourselves more horrified than satisfied. We break down why Tyrion suspects Joffrey in a mystery f…

Details about what happened to Robb and Cat after the Red Wedding leave us questioning the writer's sanity, Tyrion starts to seriously consider getting rid of Shae, and we discuss the reasons Shae ma…

Welcome to episode 118, in which Raven explores her odd desire to eat soap. In A Storm of Swords, Summer takes an arrow to the knee, Meera blows our minds by casually climbing to the top of the Wall.…

Jess struggles to say "charcuterie," our nostrils are bleeding, and Raven does terrible accents! In A Storm of Swords, we question how brainwashed Stannis is by Melisandre and discuss how forgettable…

This episode is all about the aftermath of the Red Wedding! How will the Freys take care of Robb's men? Will Arya learn what happened? We question some differences from the show, including the lack o…

This is it, folks. The Red Wedding. Will Jess and Raven manage to make it through this chapter without crying? Which parts will be different from the show? What fascinating breadcrumbs will we find t…

In this week's chapters, Arya and the Hound are in a sitcom and lots of sketchy s**t is happening at the Twins. Roose Bolton is sus but no one knows it except us. WE see through his lies. Jess attemp…

Wow! Three whole chapters! In this episode, we learn more about the 7 gods and try to figure out what's the deal with the Stranger. We meet a mysterious, cold-handed stranger north of the Wall, and R…

It's episode 112 and we have one single chapter for you - a Catelyn chapter. Raven explains her thoughts on Cat getting more and more pointless as a character, we perform complicated arithmetic to fi…

Welcome to episode 111! Come help us decipher the horny dwarf woman's dreams, which may or may not prophesize what happens at the upcoming Red and Purple weddings. Jess tells us about Arya joining fo…

One chapter. One rant. Two sisters. In this episode, we ramble for way too long about our feelings on summer, we debate whether we live in a rainforest, and Raven goes OFF about what makes George R.R…

In A Storm of Swords, Gendry joins Robin Hood's Merry Men, Arya opens up for the first time about feeling like an outcast, we learn about all of Beric Dondarrion's deaths, we debate the purpose of su…

In this week's episode of A Storm of Swords, Jaime is turned on by someone who isn't Cersei and reveals the true reason why he slayed Aerys Targaryen. We worry for Brienne's future and we are thrille…

This week's chapters of A Storm of Swords has us questioning everything! Edmure is cringy, we actually empathize with Lysa, a very sketchy letter comes from Winterfell, and the Freys make an offer th…

In this week's chapters of A Storm of Swords, Sam's chapter is a wild roller coaster ride. We are shocked by what occurs at Craster's Keep, and--for the first time in the series--Raven finds herself …

In this week's A Storm of Swords chapters, we cover Jaime's broken sense of self after losing his hand and what this could mean for him as a person. We are also fascinated by the relationship brewing…

In today's episodes of A Storm of Swords, there are no less than three mystery characters to figure out in Arya's chapter - the angry Huntsman with a tragic backstory, the busty innkeep with a too-fa…