Tea Is Good, Books Are Better

In this week's episode, we cover the final chapter of the book. Will this chapter bring the story full circle, as we predicted? Or will it be just as disappointing as the rest of the book? We discuss…

In this week's chapter, Jaime's final chapter of the book, we explore how Jaime is much smarter than his twin sister Cersei and also how he's just as stupid. We learn who betrayed Robb to the Lannist…

Happy Halloween! In Cersei's final perspective chapter in this novel, will her world come crashing down around her or will all her evil plans pay off? Topics include: what makes rooibos a fake tea (a…

Happy Friday the 13th! After last week's chapter mix-up, we are back on track with Alayne's missing chapter! We discover one of the biggest differences between the show and the book, the three queens…

Jess and Raven, as well as Brienne, come face to face with the haunting Lady Stoneheart in this week's episode. We discuss why she was excluded from the show and George R.R. Martin's response to that…

Jess and Raven are finally brought back to Dorne in this week's episode, where Arianne faces the consequences of her actions and the Prince of Dorne reveals he is not as meek as he seems. Other topic…

Join us as we sing the praises of the despicable character that is Cersei, question whether she was responsible for the death of her childhood friend, and criticize her web of lies that will hopefull…

THE inn is full of wild children, Jaime backhands a dude, and Rorge brings his ex to a swordfight. Brienne meets another big character and her big fight happens, which silences several characters for…

We are back! Thank you for your patience and bearing with us during our bereavement break. In today's episode, we speculate whether Rhaegar had bastards, discuss Loras's awful fate, laugh at a highly…

This week, we cover one episode of A Feast For Crows and we catch up with Jess and Raven! In the novel, Sam and Gilly mourn the death of someone very close to them, and we debate the use of prophecie…

In this week's episode, an actually good chapter! Jaime reaches Riverrun and grapples with the prospect of breaking his vow to Catelyn Stark, and Cat (Arya) sells oysters, clams, and cockles, and mak…

We are absolutely obsessed with Cersei! Cersei's chapters continue to carry this book and this one is a doozie. Plans go awry, royals get offended, and theories fly in this behemoth of a chapter. Eve…

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Hosts Jess and Raven read and discuss Victarion Greyjoy's emotional journey under his new king, as well as Jaime's travels to Riverrun, in which he learns many troubling things and finally conf…

Raven and Jess explore what is different about the twins now that they're no longer on good terms, what Tywin would think of Cersei's decisions for the kingdoms, and what it was that changed Jaime so…

In today's episode, Brienne's chapters continue to disappoint us while Sam's is surprisingly juicy. We discuss Raven's inability to breathe, fear of death, whether GRRM's writing is becoming predicta…

Cersei is back at it again with the idiotic takes and the cringe, but we love it. Join us in today's episode where we cover Cersei's secret crush and what makes her such a terrible ruler and mother.

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Finally! Some good f**king chapters! In today's episode, Raven's only complaint is about her driver's license. A couple of really solid chapters have us feeling nourished and elated! Arya's adventure…

Kick back, relax, and enjoy listening to Jess and Raven complain about the amount of boring travel in this episode's chapters. Sure, Brienne has a fun fight and Arianne Martell is betrayed dramatical…

Jess and Raven kick off this episode with a lengthy discussion about House of the Dragon, and Jess educates Raven on the greens versus the blacks and the dragons. In A Feast for Crows, we are introdu…

Cersei is so dumb. Like, actually so dumb. Like so stupid. In today's episode, we read chapters 16 and 17 of A Feast for Crows and find out how the twins' paths are diverging and discuss why this may…