Invasion Of The Bee Girls  - 1973

"They'll love the very life out of your body!"

We cut to a pastoral grassy countryside with rolling hills when a naked dude pops up behind the hill.  Before I could e…

I Was a Teenage Wereskunk (2016)

“It will scare the smell out of you.”

Who’d have thunk he’d be a teenage wereskunk? This is the question the theme song asks, and the answer is absolutely nobody. 

Absol…

Breakin' 2 : Electric Boogaloo - 1984

"If you can't beat the system...break it!"

In the first "Breakin’" movie, they rocked down to Electric Avenue. In "Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo," they will take it…

Monster Brawl (2011)

"It's the fight of the living dead!"

As a rule, a movie’s quality drops by 20% for every professional wrestler in the cast. The obvious exceptions are Andre the Giant in "Princess …

National Treasure - 2004

"In order to break the code, one man will have to break all the rules."

The movie is “Ernest Saves the DaVinci Code,” but not quite that smart.

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Hercules Reborn - 2014

"A Fallen Hero Rises Again"

Starring John Hannigan, aka John Morrison aka Johnny Nitro, aka Johnny Mundo, aka Johnny Impact, aka Johnny TV, aka Johnny Caballero, aka Johnny Blaze…

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)

"He's The Coolest Pet In Town!"

Starring Denise Richards and Paul Walker

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Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)

"He emancipated the slaves... he saved the Union... and slaughtered the undead!"

Tonight’s moronic movie is Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies from the Asylum. That's actuall…

Chatterbox (1977)

"She talks with her what?"

Tonight's Film Flop is the 1977 film “Chatterbox.” To summarize the plot of this movie in a manner that's podcast-friendly... It's about a woman who discove…

Trump vs. The Illuminati  (2020)

"The ultimate battle."

Tonight’s CGI cinematic stinker is “Trump vs the Illuminati.” 

The year is 3024, and the earth was destroyed 1000 years ago when Donald Trump star…

Attack Of The Lederhosen Zombies  (2016)

"The hills are alive with the sound of bloodshed."

Tonight's movie is “Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies.” The basic premise of this movie is that the Nazi Zombi…

Sharks of the Corn (2021)

"You're gonna get stalked!"

Tonight's film flop is Stephen Kang's Sharks of the Corn. Yes, you heard me right. Kang, K-A-N-G. Now, you may be expecting a children of the corn …

Spooks Run Wild (1941)

For tonight's shitty cinema, I originally chose Spooks Run Wild. When I began to watch this movie and realized it was in black and white, I remembered there's the Cowardly Lion'…

Ninja Cheerleaders  (2008)

"This Summer's Destination For Fun"

Tonight’s Sh*tty Cinema is “Ninja Cheerleaders.” They’re high school cheerleaders by day, go-go dancers by night, and ninjas … by dusk, I …