Silver Screen Cesspool

Ep34 - A Unicorn For Christmas (2021)

"Discover the magic of Christmas"

"Mom is getting frustrated at the lack of kombucha sales but Dad reassures her if they can get a petting zoo off the ground and t…

Ep 33 - "ThanksKilling" 2008

"Gobble, Gobble, Mother F*cker"


" . . . So the jock decides to meet up with the gang at the Rednecks house minus the hoe to commiserate and have a beer cuz that makes more …

Ep 32 - The Curse of Halloween Jack - 2018

"He's back for those who killed him"

" . . . One year later, the Sheriff of Nottingham’s daughter is making his bangers and mash or spotted dick or whatever …

Ep 31 - Spirit Halloween (The Movie) - 2022

"Possessing theaters this fall."

". . . The boys hide inside the props of the store and wait to be locked inside at closing time. The seasonal Spirit Hallowe…

Ep 30 - Retrograde (2004)

"In the past... Lies our future"

"Dolphy is being sent two hundred years in the past to prevent space bacteria from being unfrozen in Antarctica. Hey, wait a minute that’s thi…

Ep 29 - Cross (2011)

"To stop an ancient evil, it's going to take big guns, hard sticks, and exploding balls."

" ... So as any good police officer would do he yells at her and waves in her face until s…

Episode 28 - The Crawling Hand (1963)

Astronaut Ordered Blown Up!!!

"They frolic on the beach, and when he talks about marriage, she tries to run away, so he flings her around before tackling her, It’s…

Ep27 - Future Kick (1991)

"A personal quest for vengeance, a high tech race for survival"

... The head henchman goes rogue and kills his boss the corrupt police chief, and we’re into the final action s…

Butt Boy (2019)

"Sometimes the only way out... is in..."

" ... Our real hero however now finds himself inside Chip’s butt, a set that looks a lot like a random cave from an alien planet on Star Trek th…

Day of the Warrior (1996)

"The L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies Are Back!"


"... There’s a great deal of this movie is spent moving from place to place. Whether it be by car, boat, plane, rollerblading, or even by f…

Getting Lucky (1989)

"Middlevale High has Cheerleaders, Jocks, Nerds ... and a Leprechaun!"

"Turns out Lucky is pretty shitty at his wish-granting.  Bill wishes for a date with Chrissy, which he gets a…

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton (2004)

"In every love story, there's only room for one leading man."

" ... So hot chick decides to enter said content and raise the $100 entry fee, with the help of her wac…

Horror At Party Beach (1964)

"WEIRD! Ghoulish atomic beasts who live off human blood!"

"... Do you ever find it annoying in musicals when dance numbers break out and everyone suddenly knows all the mov…

Robot Monster (1953) 

"Moon Monsters Launch Attack Against Earth!"


" ... A young boy and a girl are playing outside at what appears to be the Mayberry Rock quarry. The boy shoots his toy laser pistol a…

Doll Shark (2022)

"Warning: Dying Hazard"

There are two well-known tropes in the world of Horror Movies. The killer shark and the haunted doll. But what if, and hear me out now, we combine these two i…

Nude on the Moon (1961)

"Man discovers a nature camp on the moon!"

Odds are you’ve never of the 1961 movie “Nude on the Moon,” but if its name sounds familiar that’s because in 2002 the name was borrow…

Carne: The Taco Maker (2013)


The 2013 film “Carne: The Taco Maker” is the story of Don Taco and the delicious tacos he makes. Don Taco sells his delicious tacos via street cart on the streets of Bever…

Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell! (2014)

You haven't a hop in hell!

There is no explanation for this bald-faced, snaggled-toothed giant rabbit; it just shows up on the doorstep like an Amazon P…

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)

"Let the Best Species Win"

The movie is set in present-day Montana, so unfortunately, the titular Cowboys are the modern-day rodeo type and not the Wild West type. This is …