RPG Cast

RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave”

Chris can’t drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan’s tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Ma…

Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 — pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn’t want to play it. And Josh clai…

Chris suffers from “The Curse of the Steam Deck.” Kelley can’t pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy ’60s …

Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn’t have enough turn based RPGs in his life. A…

Phil wonders if you can pet the gator. Jason says that the wiener dog in a wheelchair is best companion. Kelley wishes there was CTRL+F in real life. Ryan wants a Trails of Cold Steel wrestling Game.

Chris learns that Star Wars has all the nudie mods and bans it from his mod manager. Kelley is an apologist for Big the Cat. Jason draws stick sticks with his feet.

Question of the Week
Do you exploi…

Kelley “accidentally” barbecues her horse. Josh slaps “Trails” onto Horizon: Forbidden West to get Americans to play it. Jason has to go get a tako taco.

Question of the Week
What is your palette cle…

Sam brings the sexy back to RPG Cast. Chris goes down the rabbit hole of Skyrim Mods. Kelley’s cannon stuffs kids into itself. And Josh collects a series of progressively larger vegetables.

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Alex gets nine discs of Xenoblade soundtracks. Jason rewinds to heal. Phil tells us that Donatello is best turtle. And Chris shouts to make his problems go away.

Question of the Week
What’s the weird…

Jason and Robert have a weeb-off. Kelley dies for two days and wakes up in her own sweat. Chris goes to a store that’s half comics, half anime, and half body pillows. Bullseye!

Question of the Week
W…

Chris is a bojo cause he forgot the boards don’t work on water unless you’ve got POWER. Kelley is entertained by legally distinct Michael Jackson. And Robert can’t stop talking about the HD Spit Shin…

Kelley wants a Hello Kitty Skyrim mod. Chris visits Harrison Ford’s favorite club on the citadel. Jason wants to fight along side the dude with a bucket on his head. RIP Palm OS.

Question of the Week
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Chris comes at you live from a muscle relaxer. Kelley eats the clay cake topper. Johnathon goes to the past, becomes toothless, and loses his kingdom to his nephew. Jason teaches us how to put wallpa…

Chris designs a new controller. Kelley kills Sonic. Jason replaces his records with cassette tapes.

Question of the Week
What was your favorite controller?

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The post RPG…

Chris walks in on Anna playing Tactics Ogre. Alex is head of the elemental winds. And Kelley’s cat stole a banana.

Question of the Week
What convention would you go to in person if you could?

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Chris performs a ritual that needs more hands. Kelley has to clean just one more car. Ryan likes to think he can’t be replaced by Bing yet. And Jason just keeps yelling, “Barrel!”

Question of the Wee…

Kelley is the master of the hunting horn. Chris is too old to play Solid Snake. Robert only steals from old people. And Ryan stuffs all the kids into the cannon.

Question of the Week
Do you prefer tu…

Chris hugs a bear. Kelley’s kitten almost Leeroy Jenkins into a toilet. Matt knocks everyone out in Octopath. And Jason goes round right round with his turntable.

Question of the Week
What do you wan…

Chris gives everyone horse poop. Jason extols the virtues of Alien Ant Farm. And Alex keeps things concise, as instructed.

Question of the Week
What’s one small feature in RPGs that makes a big diffe…

Chris gets trolled by the bear cave. Jason sets optics to stun. Josh is hiding in a rest stop bathroom. Kelley stretches harder than she did for The Witch and the Hundred Knight. Also, find out how t…