RPG Cast

Robert is all up on the Super Robot Wars scene. Chris is all up on that burning finger. Pascal is all up on priests with attitude. And somehow, we landed on insertion.

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This week, the cast is searching for the ever-elusive 12-bit game. Andi is confused about the wrong PoE, Kelley and Joshua debate the merits of Pirate Laser Cannons for one final time, and special gu…

Poor Chris is sick and cuddling a popcorn bucket, so Andi is wrangling the Ryan consortium for the week…who is ungovernable. Kelley is fighting boats and taking their crews. Ryan considers the merits…

The gang pours one out for Skype while drifting in their pirate ships. Chris falls down the Samurai Pizza Cat hole. Andi spreadsheets the game. Kelley hoards a house full of Meowths. Josh consider…

Chris is joined by many honorary Ryans to decide what the best games were last year. What will be released to die? What games did they forget existed? What jokes will be stolen? Find out in the offic…

Matt brought all his hoes. Josh is either being stalked by the most terrifying alien in the universe or a cat. Kelley debates the merits and responsibilities of a breeding table. Meanwhile, Andi obse…

Andi invents cozy horror core. Kelley shows us her scary but regal llama cat. Chris has Initial D on the mind. Josh attacks the cybertruck monster. Now go forth and make babies!

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Johnathan gets Chris to recommit to not play Suikoden. Chris almost bricks himself immediately. Ryan wins the award for best Atlus expansion. Now everyone, roll for resting.

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Kelley discusses how she got away with premeditated cannon. Josh wonders why there isn’t a chocobo wrap at Dunkin. Ryan tries to take down the evil Paws empire. Chris backseat podcasts. Also, don’t f…

Kelley tries to catch Worf in Pokémon: The Next Generation. Josh got a case of the stink-Ys. And Chris gets an official ruling on the definition of “Isekai.”

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Chris returns from Canada with a poutine tier list. Kelley is awed by the spreadwall. And Robert needs the voice acting strike to end now.

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Kelley is charging her laser. Robert is refilling the blinker fluid on his Nikkes. And Chris dumps Siri into a bathtub. Happy third Jorts anniversary to those who celebrate it. See you in 2025!

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Chris wants tabletop bullet hell. Kelley creates her gunsona. Robert boosts some assets. Now go have a battle with your Christmas tree.

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Chris is playing a to do list. Robert gets lost in a hospital parking lot. Kelley’s cats are serotonin batteries. Ryan auditions for the live action version of Airoheart.

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Chris learns about the pirate game he never knew he always needed. Kelley uses the crazy cat lady strategy to avoid cat purgatory. Robert learns that, “When in doubt, Spreadsheets!” And finally, Josh…

Kelley buys Mountain Dew and dumps it down the toilet. Robert gets sucked into the Dragon Quest. Chris takes Kelley’s VGA monitor outside and beats with a bat. Ryan wonders if ‘F’ is supportive. Hang…

Chris plays real life PC building simulator. Kelley is shocked there’s a bug in the Switch version. Josh has a heart episode while retrieving a necktie. And we all learn what true chicken love is.

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Chris gets killed by Dick Van Dyke. Kelley is done with VR now. Sam had a busy work week of dressing up as a blanket ghost. And Josh sails into invisible walls.

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Chris eats around dirty grapes. Kelley plays the goose class of Monster Hunter. Ryan runs out of disc space until he deletes a Rogue Trader save file. Don’t get distracted by salsa.

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Chris is unmasked as The Corporate Body. Tam talks about anime and waifus. Kelley is excited about text size. Josh explains the meaning of “time to shipwreck.” Subscribe to our latest offering, The M…