ReMake Me

When should you have the sex talk?, Hey, maybe don’t get AIDS, 3-2-1 Contact, redheaded boys hate Justin, puppies, how evolution works, Russ wants be an alligator so dust won’t go in his eye, worst p…

The podcast starts on a solemn note before nose diving into dark humor, the sexual orientation of alcoholic beverages, the thing that sucks about a hike (as a fat guy), California’s majesty, some fir…

Justin is totally not a pedophile, Daddy’s hurt!, is Potassium real?, Russ doesn’t like Halloween and he is very wrong, bad blu-ray menus, showing vs. not showing, good ways to not kill your main vil…

Ben is back and starts by complaining to Russ about riding the volume during a movie, porn pranks, Justin was bad at band but is great at foley work, Russ fears being subtitled on the news, Russ stil…

A new guest has entered the podcast, he’s only slightly political, it turns out that Justin is fat, but not Jazzy scooter fat, Russ is too lazy to breathe, Clive Barker writes better than Stephen Kin…

Tom Kerosec is here and Russ has a bone to pick with him, Russ is really bad at basketball, Tom has a callback, we talk about the podcast on the podcast, Russ makes a controversial statement, everybo…

Russ can’t read his notes, there’s no yelling on the bus, horror characters in video games, where does the face end and the head begin? cigarettes are the cure for coughing, but smoking is gross, Rus…

Justin finds a new listener, In Memoriam bumper stickers are a nuisance, winter is cold, beef brisket goes bad when it’s not cold it turns out, moldy foods that fat guys eat, judging old guys’ butts,…

Russ and Justin start off with last week’s picks, Justin shoehorns in a Gilmore Girls reference, playing on your phone during movies, don’t call it Maniac Cop, turns out they’re called tower viewers,…

Tom Kerosec is back without a song, Tom and Russ ruined the Sixth Sense for Justin, searching for the mythical KenTacoHut, Russ finds validation in others’ use of the term “thing of water”, Tom doesn…

Russ is convinced that Justin’s mom hates him, Justin rues his Subway sandwich, campiness confirmed, Dennis Hopper is drunk, Human Wins Chili Cookoff, reminiscing over epithets, buying chainsaws, tum…

This is it….this is the big one….the bet thrown down 11 weeks ago has come to fruition, Tom Kerosec, Tiffany, Russ’s wife, and a very special guest are here to judge the erotic Lawnmower Man slash fi…

Mystery solved, another mystery opened, it’s a movie, the 70’s weren’t the 50’s, bad rain, the narrator thinks a man dating a 17 year old is A-Okay, Justin works in a reference to The Room, actors re…

Bonus episode! Russ and Justin discuss their experience at HorrorHound Weekend, they start it off with discussions about sex and religion, another brilliant segue, Justin witnesses a miracle, no Sad …

We’re at HorrorHound Weekend and have a fellow conventioner (Josh) join the show, the Fist of Fury story, Russ reveals more details about his marriage, the group works on a definition, movie teenager…

Justin and Russ start the episode by time traveling and talking about the movie Get Out, Russ is good at being a white guy, Justin avoids people whether they are black or not, adventures in Chinese b…

Justin and Russ are going to HorrorHound Weekend! Russ gives Justin (and the listeners) a primer on what to expect when going to your first horror convention. Justin eats McDonald’s.

Next week: The H…

Russ has another surprise for Justin, Russ gives a synopsis for once, Lords of Salem doesn’t make sense to Justin, FrankenChicken, Russ is still afraid of girls’ peeing, vagina paintings, Russ drops …

Justin immediately has to vamp for time, surprisingly not douchey protagonists, Russ’s wife kills a peacock, how do guns work? characters making good bad decisions, hand-rolling cigarettes, Russ make…

Tylenol vs. aspirin in heart attack relief, Justin ruins Russ’s story, Justin succinctly sums up his views on House of 1000 Corpses with two nuanced sounds, Justin loves Chris Hardwick and is bad wit…