ReMake Me

the secret to great dental care is shitty dental care, Russ obsesses over the height of a chair he’s not sitting in, Russ is walking around Jamm-ing people, Russ and Justin are going to do an escape …

Russ and Justin welcome you to the YouTube generation, the Red Power Ranger is always kind of a dick, tragedy is just math, it may not be Danny Bonaduce but it’s probably Danny Bonaduce, Mastadon!, p…

Justin went to the dentist for a crown and left without a tooth, Russ ponders when suicide is a viable option, Russ forgets how his phone works and then reads a paragraph with zero context, Come Back…

Russ can’t remember the last time we recorded, Justin had a really bad week, mouth unpleasantness, Russ’s escapades in Austin with Ben and Bruce, the eavesdropping seat-mate, Ben’s on keto, Matt Shaw…

Russ’s brother is a car whisperer, Justin tells the story of the man who got licked by a dog and got De-Voltroned, Komodo Dragons be scary yo, hyenas on a leash are crazy but komodo dragons on a leas…

Justin got to hang out with the cool nerds on the Internet, Russ doesn’t know what Slack is, Old Man Russ rears his ugly head again, Russ gets a free pass from his wife but will probably be boring, R…

Justin had a bit of a scary week but everything is better now, Mom’s cigarette purse, smoking sections don’t really exist anymore, Justin’s foray into internet light bulbs, Russ’s face suddenly explo…

Russ doesn’t know what tone is, Justin tries his best to explain

Next week: Friday the 13th V & Halloween 3

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We have a new guest!, Bruce is here and the government is tracking his every move, Tom Kerosec is opened up for Soul Asylum, beating the google algorithms, Bruce makes Saxophone Ryan, Russ’s not-date…

Stay tuned for an interview with Matt Shaw – author of The Weird, Justin sounds crunchy, we’re in a book!, how to hire an editor, “It’s not a fedora!” is the saddest argument ever, Russ’s problems ge…

Hypothermia is short, Frozen is bleak, This episode was late, But at least it’s on fleek

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Next week: Troll & Tremors & The Weird

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My girlfriend’s back you better cut out on the double, would Justin be upset if a cat died?, cutting a dog’s nails, need knee pads for your knee pads, go check out Tom Kerosec’s facebook to win merch…

Happy Birthday America!, Justin almost drowns, Heavyweights is an important film in Hollywood history, Russ is confused as to what camp is, camp shenanigans, go look at Lebron James’s foot right now,…

No eating challenge this week, but Russ gives us all an important update on the state of his pen, fat guys talk about monkey bars and the plight of the chubby kid, kindergarten teachers always had a …

Russ starts things off with a challenge, Justin gets a potential offer, Justin does what Trump can’t, Russ mowed a bunch of lawns, Russ and Justin get really real for an uncomfortably long amount of …

There’s a new Halloween?, movie series with bad naming conventions, Justin’s mom is upset over his (fake) piercing, Justin is a momma’s boy, Russ the audio guy, Russ’s last day of vacation, will Russ…

Justin started his new job, Russ is the audio guy, the email computer, Easiest. Week. Ever., weird conversations, Russ is on vacation, the best-sounding worst idea of all time, the rules of foster ca…

Justin ate a bad burrito, stories of the Amish, if Justin has a heart attack we won’t release this episode, having parents pick out your health insurance, Russ’s dad bought a lilac bush and was rebuk…

Justin starts off by choking on more Hershey’s Gold then tells why he cried all day, Russ has another Cub Scouts horror story, Justin almost hit a giraffe, Russ wins the joke contest early, Russ is M…

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tom Kerosec!, catching Tom up on the bet, Russ is offensive, Justin quit his job, this episode not brought to you by Hershey’s Gold, don’t chip Russ’s son’s nails, Russ beat…