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(The cast has had a lot of Life Stuff happen all at once recently, which has affected our recording schedule. So no standard episode this week, though fear not, those will be back soon! Instead we of…

The party battles a kraken on the high seas! Dives are done dramatically, swashes are buckled, and ships are battered and broken. Also: cephalopod snuggles!

The Great Squirrello gets caught up in …

The party arrives and Harper's Fleet and tries to negotiate passage to Aea. Their great and fearless leader pops in to help.

Jyessi leaves her sea legs in her other pants. Grickx does a polar bear…

The party goes off to find Harper's Fleet. They just have to take care of a few things before they leave. It goes about as smoothly as it does for most of us.

Vons packs magic snacks. Grickx is re…

The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard!

Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns …

The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There's daring! There's danger! There's logistics!

Jyessi uses a special…

The party made it down to the ground, and now it's time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like!

Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a ride. Wealthy doesn't think through all the …

The party's beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they're not sure what to do next. But there's a shiny object nearby! They should look at that.

Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her …

It's time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how…

It's time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party's been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail t…

The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense!

Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vo…

It's time for the party to engage in everyone's favorite activity: mourning! They're going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all arou…

The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night!

Vons goes through …

The aftermath of the shipyard battle is a giant tangled mess, and it's up to our party to help detangle it. Or make the snarl worse. One of the two. There's no way Inspector Pearl will regret letting…

The party's back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who's a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles are magic'ed, and V…

Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that might require some drastic measures.

Gri…

Shit gets real.

Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith.

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The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It's not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substa…

Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week!

The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They ju…

The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can't find them and wreck their day. Right?

Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a ca…