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The crew is being threatened by eco-fascists! Who are also asking for the crew to trust them? These negotiations are off to a fantastic start.

Dr. Rae tries to mind meld with a rock. Damir decides…

The party makes it back to the lab and it's time to do research! Half the party immediately decides research is Not For Them and wanders off to do something else.

Steamboat Willie explains what's …

The crew gets the planetoid moving back towards useful space. Do they have a plan to stop it once it's there? Eh, one thing at a time.

Paul's legend grows. Dr. Rae asks for peer review. Oz channel…

The party sets out to thoroughly explore the valley, and they find a long-forgotten place.

Wealthy uses her GE credits. Steamboat Willie doesn't need directions. Green Day Vons looks behind someth…

The crew is set to retreat to safety with the miners in tow. One of them does something incredibly stupid instead.

Paul forgets to mute his mic. Dr. Rae gets a 10 from the Russian judge. Oz wins a…

It's spooky season once again, and that means it's time for our Halloween special! The party finds themselves not where they're supposed to be, with their bodies transformed. The solution? Candy!

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The party's finally made it to their goal: a hidden valley teeming with bee colonies, where they can get the honey they desperately need for their attempts to cure the Corruption. They just need to f…

It's on to the labs and the mining site, and the crew tries to stay sharp as the stress burrows into their minds. Much like a barnacle might burrow into their organs if they drop their guard for even…

The party approaches the temple in Eddaru looking for answers (and maybe snacks). All they have to do is ask the right questions.

Green Day Vons finds something familiar. Jyessi has a nervous brea…

The crew arrives at the infirmary to find scared miners who are desperate for help. They, of course, handle it with professionalism and in no way embarrassingly undermine their own authority.

Dami…

The party has to take out the roc before it makes off with Wealthy in its clutches!

Jyessi takes a dust bath. Green Day Vons is thirsty. Grickx gives someone a ride. Steamboat Willie throws his sw…

The crew catches their breath in the administrative offices and plans what to do next. It's a shame no breather can last forever. They push on towards the infirmary, and all the dangers along the way…

The party faces down a roc, a hawk so enormous it eats horses as a snack. They're each significantly smaller than horses, so it'll probably just ignore them or be unable to catch them. I'm pretty sur…

Barnacles have invaded the mining base, and the crew heads in to rescue whoever they can! With varying degrees of enthusiasm.

Oz gets spray foam everywhere. Damir makes someone depressed. Dr. Rae …

The party pushes forward into the desert in an attempt to lose the Corrupted closing in on them. They're going in with just the gear they have on them, and deserts are famously unforgiving places. Ho…

The crew works on jury-rigging a giant fusion reactor into a fusion engine, and makes plans to go examine the alien ruins. Are both dangerous? Absolutely. But what's life without risk?

Dr. Rae fac…

Split into pairs and isolated among the watchtowers of the port, the party struggles to fight Corrupted creatures without their usual backup. They'll have to think on their feet to get out of this on…

Attack of the killer space barnacles! The crew fights back with bravery, wits, and guns. Okay, *one* of those. Guess which one!

Damir vibes out. Paul ponders Schrödinger's walker. Dr. Rae prioriti…

The party sails on towards Aea. Just a little further and they can finally get back on land, as long as everything goes smoothly. Don't jinx it. Wait, what's that in the ocean?

Vons has a capital …

The crew are beat up, along with the Martell. That won't keep them from getting in a smaller, more-delicate ship to venture onto an alien world that's exiting the system! They have to stop it, after …