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Paleo Bites

Welcome to Paleo Bites, the weekly podcast hosted by Matthew Donald where we make dumb jokes, reference pop culture, derail like crazy, and oh yeah, discuss and rate dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Each episode Matthew and a rotating set of guest co-hosts talk about a different genus of primeval critter, explain basic stats, exchange plenty of banter, barely fact-check, and at the end, rate the creature one out of 65 million for any reason, including but not limited to sexiness, mana, and dexterity. So join Matthew and his friends as we embark on this prehistoric odyssey and review the dinosaurs from Aardonyx to Zuul as well as many other extinct beasts, entertaining folks while undoubtedly making serious paleontologists weep. Musical sting by Magnus Ringblom from Epidemic Sound.

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Comedy Funny Science Natural Sciences Humor Nature
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
24 minutes
Episodes
308
Years Active
2019 - 2025
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Moeritherium, the Beast of Lake Moeris

Moeritherium, the Beast of Lake Moeris

(image source: https://www.thoughtco.com/moeritherium-lake-moeris-beast-1093246)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Laura Owsley discuss Moeritherium, a pig-hippo-tapir thing that was actually clo…

00:25:37  |   Tue 17 Oct 2023
Suuwassea, the Ancient Thunder

Suuwassea, the Ancient Thunder

(image source: https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Suuwassea)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Natasha Krech discuss Suuwassea, a dinosaur named after terms in the language of the Native American Crow T…

00:23:08  |   Tue 10 Oct 2023
Sinosauropteryx, the Chinese Lizard Wing

Sinosauropteryx, the Chinese Lizard Wing

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Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Lexi Ryan discuss Sinosauropteryx, the first non-avian dinosaur identified with feathers and thus the one to blame for the…

00:21:04  |   Tue 03 Oct 2023
Raphus, the Dodo

Raphus, the Dodo

(image source: https://pixels.com/featured/3-dodo-bird-spencer-sutton.html?product=poster)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Raphus, also known as the dodo and a shining exa…

00:23:14  |   Tue 26 Sep 2023
Deinonychus, the Terrible Claw

Deinonychus, the Terrible Claw

(image source: https://images.dinosaurpictures.org/Deinonychus_ewilloughby_2931.jpg)


Host Matthew Donald and very special guest co-host Jason Singleton discuss Deinonychus, the one whose titular claw…

00:27:25  |   Tue 19 Sep 2023
Cygnus falconeri, the Giant Swan

Cygnus falconeri, the Giant Swan

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Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Laura Owsley discuss Cygnus falconeri, the biggest swan ever that towered over elephants… although to be fair the elephant…

00:27:13  |   Tue 12 Sep 2023
Homotherium, the Same Beast

Homotherium, the Same Beast

(image source: https://fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Homotherium_latidens_(SciiFii))


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Natasha Krech discuss Homotherium, another one of those saber-toothed cats early hum…

00:22:54  |   Tue 05 Sep 2023
Podokesaurus, the Swift-Footed Lizard

Podokesaurus, the Swift-Footed Lizard

(image source: https://bit.ly/3PfmRaG)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Lexi Ryan discuss Podokesaurus, the state dinosaur of Massachusetts, which really shows the lack of good fossils there and …

00:27:47  |   Tue 29 Aug 2023
Spinosaurus, the Spined Lizard

Spinosaurus, the Spined Lizard

(image source: “Spinosaurus Through the Decades” by Mario Lanzas)


Happy 200 episodes! Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Spinosaurus, a creature with so many different updates…

00:52:49  |   Tue 22 Aug 2023
Perucetus, the Peruvian Whale

Perucetus, the Peruvian Whale

(image source: Alberto Gennari/Nature via AP)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Laura Owsley discuss Perucetus, potentially the biggest animal ever because prehistory needs to one-up the modern d…

00:26:26  |   Tue 15 Aug 2023
Thrinaxodon, the Trident Tooth

Thrinaxodon, the Trident Tooth

(image source: https://ideas.fandom.com/wiki/Thrinaxodon_(SciiFii))


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Ben O’Regan discuss Thrinaxodon, a stem mammal that did not have little pitchforks or sea-rul…

00:26:13  |   Tue 08 Aug 2023
Haikouichthys, the Fish from Haikou District, in Kunming China

Haikouichthys, the Fish from Haikou District, in Kunming China

(image source: https://prehistoric-life.fandom.com/wiki/Haikouichthys)


Host Matthew Donald, and guest Natasha Krech talk, Haikouichthys. An early chordate, or perhaps something weirder, we just don’t…

00:17:30  |   Tue 01 Aug 2023
Cryolophosaurus, the Cold Crested Lizard

Cryolophosaurus, the Cold Crested Lizard

(image source: https://bit.ly/3OtbH1P)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Cryolophosaurus, the first dinosaur described and named from Antarctica. That’s pretty cool. Haha, g…

00:21:43  |   Tue 25 Jul 2023
Rhabdodon, the Fluted Tooth

Rhabdodon, the Fluted Tooth

(image source: https://bit.ly/44PPyQG)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Cici Eilert discuss Rhabdodon, the Iguanodon equivalent of the Maastrichtian age and an archetypal example of insular giga…

00:22:02  |   Tue 18 Jul 2023
Mononykus, the Single-Clawed One

Mononykus, the Single-Clawed One

(image source: https://dinopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Mononykus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Lexi Ryan discuss Mononykus, a dinosaur that was really good at poking and pretty much nothing else w…

00:29:53  |   Tue 11 Jul 2023
Ophthalmosaurus, the Eye Lizard

Ophthalmosaurus, the Eye Lizard

(image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophthalmosaurus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Ben O’Regan discuss Ophthalmosaurus, an eye-catcher of a creature that sees the seas with optimal p…

00:28:18  |   Tue 04 Jul 2023
Lagosuchus, the Rabbit Crocodile

Lagosuchus, the Rabbit Crocodile

(image source: https://www.sciencephoto.com/contributor/jsi/)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Lagosuchus, a long-legged little lunatic that was named like a crocodile but …

00:26:23  |   Tue 27 Jun 2023
Transylvanosaurus, the Lizard from Across the Forest

Transylvanosaurus, the Lizard from Across the Forest

(image source: https://www.sci.news/paleontology/transylvanosaurus-platycephalus-11423.html)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Cici Eilert discuss Transylvanosaurus, a dinosaur with a name far sc…

00:19:03  |   Tue 20 Jun 2023
Tsaagan, the White Monster

Tsaagan, the White Monster

(image source: Beasts of the Mesozoic action figure line)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Lawrence Mack discuss Tsaagan, a raptor from Mongolia that is decidedly not Velociraptor for some reaso…

00:22:27  |   Tue 13 Jun 2023
Dacentrurus, the One with the Tail Full of Points

Dacentrurus, the One with the Tail Full of Points

(image source: https://dinopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dacentrurus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Dacentrurus, a dinosaur from Europe that had a bunch of points at its end and…

00:22:22  |   Tue 06 Jun 2023
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